Help me name my Kayak

[ghuns]

While I was taking the time to read the other suggestions, ghuns snuck in and said exactly what I was thinking of calling it. Dangit.

Great minds ya know.

 

[femurphy77]

How about Du Jour?


As in hobby Du Jour.

Not hatin' I suffer a similar affliction but am a "tad" better at controlling it although the GF would contest that assertion!

 

[LockStocksAndBarrel]

I don't think I would want a kayak named "Dang it".

 

[indiucky]

Name it "Donnie"......That way every time it makes a noise you can look at it and say, "Shut the F- up Donnie."

For the Big Lebowski fans out there...

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

Persequimur Irides?

 

[Tyler-The-Piker]

what color is this kayak you're naming??

 

[RustyHornet]

Deliverance

 

[actaeon277]

"Vrolijkheid", which is Dutch for "Glee".

Walter's boat in the movie "Father Goose"

 

[hoosierdaddy1976]

I do own 4 kayaks and a canoe now.... so perhaps I could name the hobie something more comical. a previous owner already named the canoe "stoned again"

Name them all "Jenny"

 

[TB1999]

Homer

 

[eric001]

I don't think I would want a kayak named "Dang it".

Welp, if you named it dammit, the silly thing would end up crosswise between rocks all the f'n time!

 

[blackenedman]

Fish on!

 

[paintman]

i noticed your profile says you live in carthage. I was raised in carthage until the end of my 7th grade year. I have lots of memories of that town and spent a lot of time fishing and going up and down blue river as a kid.

 

[Slawburger]

If it is green it could be the Ephemeral Emerald

 

[vitamink]

what color is this kayak you're naming??

If if it's pink, call it, "man in the pink canoe"... Your wife would probably crash into it all the time with her "bumpy pickle".

 

[femurphy77]

Name it "Donnie"......That way every time it makes a noise you can look at it and say, "Shut the F- up Donnie."

For the Big Lebowski fans out there...

Or you can name it "Randy", same set up!

B&T fans get it!

 

[findingZzero]

This Side Up ^

 

[actaeon277]

Boner drone

 

[voodoo304]

Sanity Saver. Being on the water always calms me. Doubt I'll ever own a boat, but if I do this will be the name.

 

[tbhausen]

BELOW ME