Food of the Gods

[Scutter01]

I've been known to add Bac-Os to my salad when I'm at a restaurant. I always regret it as I can taste them every time I burp for the next 24 hours.

 

[ATM]

Reason #11 to always carry a baggie of home cooked, crispy bacon on your person. (concealed, of course)

 

[Bill of Rights]

BAC-OS ARE NOT BACON. Not even slightly.

True, hence my comment about it being slightly heretical. I know they are not bacon, hallowed be it's name. Bacon bits, even non-bacon bacon bits, do however give a semblence of the correct flavor without waking sleeping family with whom you would of necessity have to share your real bacon were you to cook same. I refer to your posted flowchart, in which the person asks if he should share with the dog- if one must share with the dog, one certainly would have to share with the human members of the family as well. However, if you wait until they are not home, it means more bacon for you, and thus, the bac-os provide a quick fix.

Or something like that.

Blessings,
B

 

[Bill of Rights]

Despite Scutter's assessment, I think Bac-o's make an excellent mid-day snack.

Thank you, Ms. Pami. I feel vindicated now.

 

[Scutter01]

Thank you, Ms. Pami. I feel vindicated now.

Yeah, well, she's wrong. Hrmph.


/going to sulk now.

 

[ATM]

Not sharing is a prime reason to use a ziplock baggie.

 

[TomN]

Yeah, well, she's wrong. Hrmph.


/going to sulk now.

Oh don't do that! We still love you!

 

[Bill of Rights]

Yeah, well, she's wrong. Hrmph.


/going to sulk now.

She can't be wrong. She has more rep than you do.

 

[Bill of Rights]

Not sharing is a prime reason to use a ziplock baggie.

That doesn't help much when you're cooking it and they smell it.

I agree, though. Ziplock rawks.

Blessings,
B

 

[ATM]

When I refer to ziplock baggie of bacon concealed on person I am, of course, refering to the QUART SIZE freezer bags.
When you find yourself alone, fry up a MONGO batch and gorge yourself. Then fry an equal amount for bagging to get you through the more socially congested times and past the next morning wakeup. Repeat as necessary (every other day seems to work well for me)

Contact Obijohn for secret tailgate campstove bacon preparation. Sometimes it is necessary to get away. Just you and the pork.

 

[Pami]

Yeah, well, she's wrong. Hrmph.


/going to sulk now.

She can't be wrong. She has more rep than you do.

I was going to ignore that, but Bill does have a point.

*waits for Fenway to surreptitiously reduce her rep points*

 

[Scutter01]

 

[SavageEagle]

Campbells Bean and Bacon soup? Anyone had this? I LOVE it! I add garlic powder to it and sometimes hot sauce, but this time I added a dash of Gin to spice it up. How about you?

 

[Bill of Rights]

Campbells Bean and Bacon soup? Anyone had this? I LOVE it! I add garlic powder to it and sometimes hot sauce, but this time I added a dash of Gin to spice it up. How about you?

That would involve eating beans. I do not eat beans.

You're welcome.

Blessings,
B

 

[SavageEagle]

Well i would invite you to have some of my famous chili but....

 

[ATM]

Is it BACON chili?

 

[SavageEagle]

Yes, I've done bacon chili. I do make my chili VERY VERY hot and spicy though. So those who have weak stomachs or low tolerances to HOT pepper or hot sauce would not like my homemade chili.

I also make a mean bacon wrapped steak or bacon wrapped hamburger. My favorite is bacon wrapped sausage!

I coulda swore we had a smiley...

 

[Scutter01]

I don't want a mean bacon wrapped steak. I want a bacon wrapped steak I can cuddle with and take on long moonlit walks on the beach. I want a bacon wrapped steak that wants nothing more than to be on intimate terms with the inside lining of my stomach and is only interested in the best way to get there.

 

[SavageEagle]

Sorry I dont do steak rare. I cook it well or medium well. If you want it mooing on your plate I know where there's a big cow farm!

 

[ATM]

I've had mean chili before. It seemed angry with the inside lining of my stomach and was only interested in making its way to the exit