Food of the Gods

[ATM]

You have to be ona diet to do that?

 

[obijohn]

no, you don't need to be on a diet, but my wife gives me a huge load of s*&t when she thinks i'm eating to much bacon. she hasn't found the campstove and frypan i keep in the truck. hehe.

 

[Bigum1969]

Who doesn't?

Even my 4-year-old carries a baggy of bacon with him. Just this weekend he had a stash with him as we fished.

Another cool fact about bacon -- you can use it as fish bait and eat it at the same time. Try that with some of that nasty goo-poo catfish bait.

 

[ATM]

no, you don't need to be on a diet, but my wife gives me a huge load of s*&t when she thinks i'm eating to much bacon. she hasn't found the campstove and frypan i keep in the truck. hehe.

*Report of mobile meth lab near Greencastle*

*False alert*

"My that's some crispy bacon! Sir... where are your pants?"

 

[Scutter01]

no, you don't need to be on a diet, but my wife gives me a huge load of s*&t when she thinks i'm eating to much bacon. she hasn't found the campstove and frypan i keep in the truck. hehe.

 

[Bill of Rights]

As it happens, I have a package of microwave bacon in the fridge.

In about five minutes, I will have to amend that sentence, so I will do so now:

As it happens, I had a package of microwave bacon in the fridge. (burp)

Bless you, Scutter, for reminding me.
B

 

[SavageEagle]

Mmmm bacon. if I didn't want to wake up my kids by frying some yummy bacon goodness... mmmm I know what I'm having for breakfast!!!!

 

[rhino]

Little Known Fact:

I actually weigh about 180s lbs. What you perceive to be most of my body is in fact an emergency bacon supply, shaped to look like a fat guy's body.

 

[Benny]

Anyone ever have grilled, stuffed jalapenos wrapped in bacon?

Highlight of my weekend.

 

[4sarge]

Anyone ever have grilled, stuffed jalapenos wrapped in bacon?

Highlight of my weekend.

Everything is better, wrapped or stuffed with bacon

 

[ATM]

Guess what I'm having for breakfast

 

[ATM]

 

[obijohn]

Little Known Fact:

I actually weigh about 180s lbs. What you perceive to be most of my body is in fact an emergency bacon supply, shaped to look like a fat guy's body.

dammital rhino, you weren't supposed to tell EVERYONE that!

 

[SilentWarrior1]

Little Known Fact:

I actually weigh about 180s lbs. What you perceive to be most of my body is in fact an emergency bacon supply, shaped to look like a fat guy's body.

Well damn. That kills my survival plan.

 

[Crystalship1]

Little Known Fact:

I actually weigh about 180s lbs.

Pfff..... I thought you were a BIG guy!!!!

 

[Scutter01]

 

[mrw]

Anyone ever have grilled, stuffed jalapenos wrapped in bacon?

Highlight of my weekend.

No but I've had dove breasts stuffed with jalapenos and wrapped in bacon. Yummy!

 

[mrw]

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

 

[Benny]

Where do I get one?

 

[Bigum1969]

Scutter01-

Where do you find this stuff!!