Confusious say:

[straight-shooter]

A dog is truly a man's best friend.

If you don't believe it, just try this experiment.

Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour.
When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you????????

 

[Cwood]

A dog is truly a man's best friend.

If you don't believe it, just try this experiment.

Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour.
When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you????????

When you are done with your little experiment have you wife post the results!

 

[drymartini]

Man who fly airplane upside down have crack up.

 

[tmfinney]

He also say:
Man who smokes marijuana standing on toilet, getting high on pot.
Man who has sex in grass, has piece on earth

 

[ATM]

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

 

[SavageEagle]

meh, was taken. Thanks ATM!

"Man who read woman like book, prefer braille!"

"Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing."

"Woman is like jazz music, 3/4 jazz time and 1/4 rag time."

 

[straight-shooter]

When you are done with your little experiment have you wife post the results!

Not me man! My wife also has a CCW and I still have to sleep at night.

 

[Kirk Freeman]

straight, obviously your wife has a LTCH, but does NOT have Internet access.

Don't put your wife in the trunk; she might meet your girlfriend.

 

[Blaze261]

Man who farts in church, sits in own pew.

 

[4sarge]

A dog is truly a man's best friend.

If you don't believe it, just try this experiment.

Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour.
When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you????????

I'd never put my Dog in the trunk

 

[ATM]

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

 

[printcraft]

Confuscious say:

Confuscious say: "Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day"

 

[Metro 40]

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[ATM]

Crowded elevator smell very different to midget.

 

[PapaScout]

Confucious also say: Man who rude to cat's face often get no tail.

 

[IndyParts]

I'd never put my Dog in the trunk

You beat me to it!

 

[ATM]

Man who go to sleep with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.

 

[BloodEclipse]

"Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk!"