1. What kind of idiot does a home invasion in Georgia?
2. I wonder if the shooter actually shot his buddy on purpose to give himself more time to escape the scene.
Like kneecapping your buddy when getting chased by a bear?
Burglar flees when yelled at, shot dead in doorway, no charges for homeowner
Exactly! Like stabbing your dive buddy in the thigh when the sharks arrive.
Why would the homeowner be charged? For yelling? Or is this clickbait?
Nope.
Stab your buddy, and the sharks go after EVERYTHING!
Nope
Nope
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Hmmm. You have a point. You probably can't swim fast enough to get far enough away.
https://www.thoughtco.com/how-fast-can-a-shark-swim-2291556
The general rule of thumb is that sharks can cruise at about 5 mph (8 kph), the speed of the fastest Olympic swimmer. If you're just a good swimmer, they have you beat. But often they are swimming around at a slower speed of about 1.5 mph (2.4 kph).
But sharks can swim much faster when they are attacking, about 12 mph or 20 kph, the speed of a running human on land. You're not going to be able to swim away fast enough, you'd need a boat or jet ski or some other equipment.
Fastest Shark Shortfin Mako Swims 31 mph
Or, I could deploy my decoy killer whale.
wouldn't you want a decoy person?
Regardless, I hope the decoy works better than my plan to avoid jellyfish when I found myself in a school of jellyfish.
apparently, pee is not a deterrent.
And you'd have this on your aqua-belt?
Bat-belt sound so much better.