Prof. Hatin’ Since 87: History 100 The Rehistory of Amerika. 3 credit hours M,W,F 1100-1200Yes, but it’s a bit different than real history.
The British needed taxes from the colonies for social programs. The rich white slave owners from the colonies were so greedy they decided to fight the lovable, utopian driven British. The greedy white slave owners won, thus keeping their money and their slaves for another 100 years, until another rich white slave owner decided he wanted to end slavery. The greedy white ancestors from the colonies, set in their greedy slave owning ways, told him to pound sand... thus creating a war between the north and the south. Now the rich white slave owner who wanted to free the slaves won the war... BUT, he’s still a horrible person because he owned slaves.
I’d write more but long story short, democrats shot the republican who freed the slaves, republicans are fascists, democrats ban republicans from speaking because republicans are fascist, republicans banned from society, democrats all use same bathroom, everybody happy living in ****.