Meeting my 16 yr olds boyfriend

Gingerbeardman · Mar 11, 2024

This thread has more twists and turns then an m. Night shamalan movie. Yeah no idea how to spell that...

foszoe · Mar 11, 2024

Where the stories of fathers doing this to the girls coming to pick up their sons?

So far this is a very sexist thread.

Doug · Mar 11, 2024

foszoe said:
Where the stories of fathers doing this to the girls coming to pick up their sons?

So far this is a very sexist thread.

Does it count that I insisted they leave the door open when she visited?

foszoe · Mar 11, 2024

Doug said:
Does it count that I insisted they leave the door open when she visited?

Well......maybe like a kinda .01. Did you open carry? Pop a fist in your open palm? Anything that counts as an adder?

Doug · Mar 11, 2024

foszoe said:
Well......maybe like a kinda .01. Did you open carry? Pop a fist in your open palm? Anything that counts as an adder?

No, but I was bigger than she was.

jagee · Mar 11, 2024

I'm late to the party. Is @Frank_N_Stein the new @Denny347 ?

Can my 6yo girl play guns outside with the older neighbor boys, or is that frowned upon these days?

Route 45 · Mar 11, 2024

foszoe said:
Where the stories of fathers doing this to the girls coming to pick up their sons?

So far this is a very sexist thread.

Maidens all, pure as the driven snow, I'm sure.

"Not my little angel!"

:):

foszoe · Mar 11, 2024

Doug said:
No, but I was bigger than she was.

Dis you lean forward in a threatening manner?

You know like looming?

Did you flex?

Come on...gimme SOMETHING to work with here.

Doug · Mar 11, 2024

foszoe said:
Dis you lean forward in a threatening manner?

You know like looming?

Did you flex?

Come on...gimme SOMETHING to work with here.

I think she was in awe of my quiet dignified presence.

foszoe · Mar 11, 2024

Doug said:
I think she was in awe of my quiet dignified presence.

I am sorry Doug. I like you in an internet sort of way, but you are just not rising to the occasion as I had hoped.

Doug · Mar 11, 2024

foszoe said:
I am sorry Doug. I like you in an internet sort of way, but you are just not rising to the occasion as I had hoped.

I have always found it best to use the minimum force needed. I'm pretty sure I could have overpowered her if it had been necessary. And besides, my son knew karate.

Hoosier Carry · Mar 11, 2024

chef1231 said:
lol. I discovered cooking ribs the that thing and can’t help myself

The ribs should be done, right?

foszoe · Mar 11, 2024

Doug said:
I have always found it best to use the minimum force needed. I'm pretty sure I could have overpowered her if it had been necessary. And besides, my son knew karate.

Ummm...

Having to call your son for help because he knows karate??

You just lost your .01 and are very likely negative now. I will have to check my actuarial tables.

Cameramonkey · Mar 11, 2024

foszoe said:
Ummm...

Having to call your son for help because he knows karate??

You just lost your .01 and are very likely negative now. I will have to check my actuarial tables.

A man has got to know his limits. :stickpoke:

Doug · Mar 11, 2024

foszoe said:
Ummm...

Having to call your son for help because he knows karate??

You just lost your .01 and are very likely negative now. I will have to check my actuarial tables.

No, I was HIS back-up.

foszoe · Mar 11, 2024

Doug said:
No, I was HIS back-up.

There's no wiggling out of it now, Doug. I know how I interpreted what you said and my interpretation is the correct one.

What you meant is now irrelevant.

Welcome to the internet where I decide what you meant.

I wish you well in your future endeavors.

Doug · Mar 11, 2024

"I always knew Persians have red beards, and now I have met a Persian with a red beard."

BigRed · Mar 11, 2024

I've been blessed with a wonderful daughter who makes wise decisions more often than not, particularly when it comes to things that matter in the long run.

Only came across one piece of **** I know of. Got a call from her one night asking if I could come jump a vehicle.

No problem...until I got there and learned she was out in the car alone in a parking lot while he was in the restaurant talking to a buddy he ran into.

Who the hell leaves a gal in the parking lot alone with a dead battery?

Maybe it was a "bad date" for both of them, but as we were out there jumping the vehicle I let her know that a "bad date" is no reason to leave a young woman alone in a parking lot.

The **** came out after we jumped it and I asked him if he knew how to jump a car. Of course he didn't.

Want to learn?

I figured he would arc it...and he did.

Afterwards I said to him, "George, I suggest you never leave a woman in a parking lot alone, but if you ever do that to this girl again, I'm going to connect one of those cables to your balls and shove the other one straight up your ***".

I doubt he leaned anything that night, but the ****** has never been around since.

Other than that ******, they were decent folks.

Frank_N_Stein · Mar 11, 2024

jagee said:
I'm late to the party. Is @Frank_N_Stein the new @Denny347 ?

I'l never be able to Denny like Denny Dennys.

chef1231 · Mar 11, 2024

So I guess I should clarify the items were not left out for the boy to see but rather as a joke to my wife and daughter, seems there may be a Biden supporter or two in here

Meeting my 16 yr olds boyfriend

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