No wonder it takes me forever at the airport. My anomaly takes multiple gropers to render safe.
No wonder it takes me forever at the airport. My anomaly takes multiple gropers to render safe.
Didn't you learn anything from "This is Spinal Tap?"
Don't wrap the cucumber in tin foil before sticking it in your pants. It will set off the metal detector.
We already know they were sending "hot chicks" through the scanners when they first came out. Just one of many isolated incidents.
The last time I flew I got patted down. I started laughing and they looked at me weird. They use the back of their hands and I laughed because when I search a person, I get all up in your private business. TSA seemed so silly.
Thanks for posting a pic. Can you describe what they did?
....slowly