the TSA does grope, but my wife should feel safe

[D-Ric902]

Report: TSA Scanners Worked Out Scheme to Grope Hot Guys? Junk | The Gateway Pundit

not a gay issue
not even a gay issue
nor a gay issue

is that enough disclaimers?

 

[eldirector]

We already know they were sending "hot chicks" through the scanners when they first came out. Just one of many isolated incidents.

 

[BehindBlueI's]

No wonder it takes me forever at the airport. My anomaly takes multiple gropers to render safe.

 

[bluewraith]

No wonder it takes me forever at the airport. My anomaly takes multiple gropers to render safe.

Well, if you didn't wear those pants maybe you wouldn't be bringing so much attention to yourself.

 

[MCgrease08]

No wonder it takes me forever at the airport. My anomaly takes multiple gropers to render safe.

Didn't you learn anything from "This is Spinal Tap?"

Don't wrap the cucumber in tin foil before sticking it in your pants. It will set off the metal detector.

 

[BehindBlueI's]

Didn't you learn anything from "This is Spinal Tap?"

Don't wrap the cucumber in tin foil before sticking it in your pants. It will set off the metal detector.

I like the attention.

 

[HoughMade]

Can I watch?

....wait I mean, can a person who just happens to be around ​watch?

 

[seedubs1]

My wife took pictures last time. I get selected almost every time to get groped.

Definitely was touched in inappropriate ways:

 

[HoughMade]

Thanks for posting a pic. Can you describe what they did?

....slowly

 

[JollyMon]

We already know they were sending "hot chicks" through the scanners when they first came out. Just one of many isolated incidents.

I dont know why, but this reminds me of this gif from the funny pic thread.... Maybe that was why they always sent me through the plain old metal detector.

 

[glockednlocked]

I enjoyed a rather intense groping a few weeks ago. On top of the normal questions I was asked "if I had any metal in my head or face" and " if I ever had the pants I was wearing set off the scanner before?" I took this as I want to stroke your pretty hair as I pet your man parts . On the more serious note though as I was being searched a 25-30 male with a passport from a known terror state was fast tracked through security carrying a shopping bag containing a child's compound bow and six arrows. I watched this gent board and snapped a picture as he boarded (yup you guessed it my flight) heck they were just field points no broadheads what could go wrong.

 

[Denny347]

The last time I flew I got patted down. I started laughing and they looked at me weird. They use the back of their hands and I laughed because when I search a person, I get all up in your private business. TSA seemed so silly.

 

[JettaKnight]

The last time I flew I got patted down. I started laughing and they looked at me weird. They use the back of their hands and I laughed because when I search a person, I get all up in your private business. TSA seemed so silly.

You just got to get to know them first.

My wife and I like to have date nights at the airport. We each have our favorites.

 

[88E30M50]

This story is absolute BS. Every time I fly, I sail right through security with no groping what-so-ever. Oh, wait a minute. Crap, nevermind.

 

[hoosierdoc]

Thanks for posting a pic. Can you describe what they did?

....slowly

You need to read longbow's recent Hose thread

 

[Kaardomos]