You know you're getting old when . . .

[rem788]

When an "all nighter" goes from staying up all night to sleeping all night without having to get up to pee four times.

 

[red_zr24x4]

When you move and can't hear your rice crispys because all your joints are snap crackle and popping

 

[Dholcomb]

When you sneeze and it makes your back hurt. Really old when you sneeze and it makes you sh*t your pants.

 

[OneBadV8]

When you sneeze and it makes your back hurt. Really old when you sneeze and it makes you sh*t your pants.

"it's all sh*ts and giggles, until someone giggles and sh*ts"

 

[bobzilla]

I've thought multiple times lately that if I had thought I would live this long I would have probably taken better care of myself.

 

[yeahbaby]

I feel old mentally when I go to the gym. I'm 67 and work out 3 days per week. I don't feel physically old at all. What I mean by this is watching the young folks and their workout habits. Do a set, look at their phone. Do a set flex in the mirror. Do a set look at their phone. On and on. Put the dam thing down for an hour.

 

[2tonic]

...Or the "Must be born before..." stickers on cash registers are well past your high school graduation date

And not even in the same century.

 

[Timjoebillybob]

And not even in the same century.

Heck with century, it's a different millennium...