Woodpecker Joke Thread

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    DataGeek19

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    Two tall trees - a birch and beech - are growing in the woods.​


    A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, ‘Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?’

    The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, ‘Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?’

    The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies:

    ‘It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.'
     
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