Why would anyone for Democrat?

[LPMan59]

Reason people vote GOP:

1. Jesus.
2. Babies.
3. You're white and angry.
4. You blame everyone but yourself for being poor.
5. You hate the FSA but live in a state with the highest rate of welfare and federal tax dollar intake (i.e. Most of the south)
6. You like guns more than people.
7. Weed is the devil.
8. You want the government to stay out of your life except when it tells gay people they can't get married even though you've probably been divorced once and/or have bastard children.
9. Israel. Because Jesus. See #1.
10. You're a racist.

 

[jamil]

Reasons people vote democrat?... Maybe we can make a top ten?

1. The FSA likes their stuff. This includes the babyboomers.
2. You like killing babies.
3. You're a raging atheist.
4. You play victim politics. We will include those that frame their entire personality around one single trait that decided at birth.
5. Guilt. The richer, the better.
6. You lived during the depression. See #1.
7. You're a Marxist. This one used to be considered right wing paranoia by average people. Turns out the right was correct on that one.
8. You feel, therefore you are.
9. You like smoking by pot- but to be fair you'll vote for ANYONE regardless of their political stance as long as weed is a-ok. Ron Paul, Gary Johnson, Bernie sanders. Just fpass the doobie, man.
10. You're part of a union- public or private sector sector. See #7.


next I'll do the GOP

I recently learned on social media that that gadsden flag you have as your avatar, rainbow notwithstanding, identifies you as a racist and bigot.

 

[LPMan59]

I recently learned on social media that that gadsden flag you have as your avatar, rainbow notwithstanding, identifies you as a racist and bigot.

im not a democrat and I'm white so I've been a racist for a long time.

so I've been told.

Now im like a super duper racist? Like when Mario eats the mushroom? I'm like powered up?

 

[Kutnupe14]

That is absolutely Hildeous!

...and photoshopped

 

[Kutnupe14]

Thanks for putting words in my mouth - never said I thought a wall would work. I stated what Trump stated in regards to a wall. It was a paraphrased quote.

I didn't put any words in your mouth. I asked a question of you, and answered it myself using my own opinion.

 

[LPMan59]

I'm debating whether or not to put a donut in my mouth. I'm so hungry but I'm trying to be good about my diet.

the struggle is real.

 

[Kutnupe14]

I'm debating whether or not to put a donut in my mouth. I'm so hungry but I'm trying to be good about my diet.

the struggle is real.

If you're on hungry, and on a diet, you're not on a very good plan. There's zero reason to be hungry while on a diet.... unless youre starving yourself. And why does a guy on a diet have donuts in the house??? That's temptation you don't need.

 

[LPMan59]

If you're on hungry, and on a diet, you're not on a very good plan. There's zero reason to be hungry while on a diet.... unless youre starving yourself. And why does a guy on a diet have donuts in the house??? That's temptation you don't need.

Because the wife went and bought some for the little monster- especially since it's his bday .

and the wife is one of those that can eat whatever she wants. I get fat(ter) just by smelling food. Lol

 

[jamil]

...and photoshopped

Of course. And everyone pretty much knows it. But it's pretty damn good photoshop. And it visually confirms what we already believe she is made of.

 

[raptrbreth]

Of course. And everyone pretty much knows it. But it's pretty damn good photoshop. And it visually confirms what we already believe she is made of.

Sugar and spice and everything nice? Nope, she got the leftovers.

 

[01deuce]

I am completely surprised that on a gun forum there are 13 pages debating this.
Pretty simple ,the left does want to limit at best, ban at worst our guns. The next president puts the majority vote on the supreme court. ANY GUN OWNER OR ENTHUSIAST OF ANYTHING GUN RELATED SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF THEMSELVES TO VOTE FOR ANY DEMOCRATIC! Which they aren't really even that anymore , but socialist / communists instead.

 

[MisterChester]

Because they think we are a nation of free s**t and not a nation of freedom.