Reason people vote GOP:
1. Jesus.
2. Babies.
3. You're white and angry.
4. You blame everyone but yourself for being poor.
5. You hate the FSA but live in a state with the highest rate of welfare and federal tax dollar intake (i.e. Most of the south)
6. You like guns more than people.
7. Weed is the devil.
8. You want the government to stay out of your life except when it tells gay people they can't get married even though you've probably been divorced once and/or have bastard children.
9. Israel. Because Jesus. See #1.
10. You're a racist.
1. Jesus.
2. Babies.
3. You're white and angry.
4. You blame everyone but yourself for being poor.
5. You hate the FSA but live in a state with the highest rate of welfare and federal tax dollar intake (i.e. Most of the south)
6. You like guns more than people.
7. Weed is the devil.
8. You want the government to stay out of your life except when it tells gay people they can't get married even though you've probably been divorced once and/or have bastard children.
9. Israel. Because Jesus. See #1.
10. You're a racist.