The Funny Picture/Video Thread, 14th Edition: Ketchup Farts, Dog Sneezes and Misspelled Tattoos

[Ingomike]

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No doubt where she fits on the crazy hot matrix…

 

[shootersix]

When you want to build your very own killdozer, but you on a tight budget

 

[printcraft]

When you want to build your very own killdozer, but you on a tight budget

Good thing the engine, rad, and wheels are completely unprotected...

 

[hooky]

Good thing the engine, rad, and wheels are completely unprotected...

Unlike everything else covered by corrugated metal roofing and plywood.

Didn't matter anyway. Nobody could hit anything they shot at in that show.

 

[printcraft]

Ah, the classics... alternate dimension back to the future...

 

[sharkey]

 

[bobjones223]

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"Let's get ready to rumblllllllle!"

 

[actaeon277]

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Really?
Built like an athlete?

 

[91FXRS]

Really?
Built like an athlete?

I assumed they meant golf....

 

[printcraft]

Really?
Built like an athlete?

Built like an athletic supporter maybe.

 

[Nazgul]

Yes, my wife's a redhead, and she has a really bad redhead temper.
My head's full of lumps where she hit me with a rolling pin over the years!

My wife is a Hoosier redheaded farm girl. Raised on a hog farm, the knows what a castrating knife is and reminds me she knows how to use it!!!

Don

 

[Kernelkrink]

Unlike everything else covered by corrugated metal roofing and plywood.

Didn't matter anyway. Nobody could hit anything they shot at in that show.

Hey, the A-Team were the most accurate marksmen the world has ever seen! Who else could fire an average of 2,489 rds per episode from mini 14s (with their stocks folded, no less) from the hip and NOT hit anyone? Maybe Jed Clampett or Chuck Norris...

What always amazed me was they could crash land in the middle of a jungle, be locked in a garden shed, or hell, even wash up on Gilligan's Island and there would always be an acetylene torch set and a stack of corrugated metal roofing laying around! And not the cheap third world stuff either, this was good old American steel that could stop .50 cal AP ammo from a Ma Deuce!

 

[2A_Tom]

Hey, the A-Team were the most accurate marksmen the world has ever seen! Who else could fire an average of 2,489 rds per episode from mini 14s (with their stocks folded, no less) from the hip and NOT hit anyone? Maybe Jed Clampett or Chuck Norris...

What always amazed me was they could crash land in the middle of a jungle, be locked in a garden shed, or hell, even wash up on Gilligan's Island and there would always be an acetylene torch set and a stack of corrugated metal roofing laying around! And not the cheap third world stuff either, this was good old American steel that could stop .50 cal AP ammo from a Ma Deuce!

That is exactly why I could never get into it.

 

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