The Funny Picture/Video Thread, 14th Edition: Ketchup Farts, Dog Sneezes and Misspelled Tattoos

[Bigtanker]

Termites are white. That's an ant. Denny #1 for today.

 

[Snapdragon]

 

[tomcat13]

Just in Time for ur T'giving Feast:

 

[Jerry downey]

 

[Jerry downey]

 

[Jerry downey]

 

[Alamo]

Termites are white. That's an ant. Denny #1 for today.

Rayciss!

 

[patience0830]

Rayciss!

Thought it was Waysis?

 

[spencer rifle]

Termites are white. That's an ant. Denny #1 for today.

Actually it is a termite. Reproductives (kings and queens) like this one have a harder, darker exoskeleton since they fly out into the world to make new colonies. Ant and termite reproductives both have 4 wings, but termite wings are all the same size (like the pic), therefore the order name Isoptera. Ants also have elbowed antennae, and the pictured insect clearly does not.

Denny of a Denny! What do I win?

 

[nonobaddog]

Actually it is a termite. Rreproductives (kings and queens) like this one have a harder, darker exoskeleton since they fly out into the world to make new colonies. Ant and termite reproductives both have 4 wings, but termite wings are all the same size (like the pic), therefore the order name Isoptera. Ants also nave elbowed antennae, and the pictured insect clearly does not.

Denny of a Denny! What do I win?

Wow! You are like the Entomologist of the Day, plus a Double Denny - that is like a whole new level of something.

 

[yeahbaby]

Just in Time for ur T'giving Feast:
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Oh yeah!

 

[actaeon277]

What happens when a Denny gets Denny'd?

 

[Timjoebillybob]

What happens when a Denny gets Denny'd?

It's like dividing by zero, prepare for the end of reality as we know it.

 

[DeadeyeChrista'sdad]

What happens when a Denny gets Denny'd?

Critical mass. The universe implodes.

 

[printcraft]

Critical mass. The universe implodes.

We can only hope at this point.

 

[Michigan Slim]

Antidenny! A new concept in the universe.

 

[Kirk Freeman]

 

[Kirk Freeman]

Dads gonna dad.

 

[smokingman]

Just in Time for ur T'giving Feast:
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I can not be the only one who finds the second image disturbing. No fork marks. The angle of the missing whip cream(if you can call what comes out of a can real whip cream)that seems to defy reality as it nears the square pumpkin part. Add to that the fact that clear glass plates are not suitable for human use in civilized homes.

 

[Ballstater98]