When I met DoggyMama, she was a self-described "crazy redheaded biker b****". I didn't ride, but I did have a boat, so I joked that I turned her into a crazy redheaded boater b****. Then she got to know my mom (they loved each other) and her friends and then I started telling her she had turned into a crazy redheaded BINGO b****. Been together 18 years now. I shoulda been a bronc rider.That's what we all tell ourselves... My first wife was the prom queen. Second was a head cheerleader.
The only thing that got "fixed" was my wallet. Eventually, I learned that I'm a pretty bad mate picker. Wrong priorities.
How's the old joke go? You find me the hottest, wildest, most desirable woman... And I'll find you some guy that tired of her crazy-assed .
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