I know a guy, that kept a bottle of after shave in his glove box, we would all load up and go to the titty bar after work once in a while.
He said he kept it in there to use before he went home, so his wife wouldn't smell stripper dust on his face.
He came to work one day with a big ol' black eye, he said he never noticed that his fav-o-rite dancer had started using sparkley sprinkles,
but his wife sure as hell did!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! If you can't tell, I thought that was funny as heck.... so was this really someone you knew or was it you?
honest honey I ate tuna at lunch today !!!!!!!!
My wife can trust me in a room full of hookers.