Sex with a Horse in Illinois

[Kozaturf]

“straight from Tijuana Mexico!, oh god no! Oh god yes! Kinky Kelly and the sexy stud!”

Hey, Kelly can be a guys name too.

 

[Jaybird1980]

 

[Trigger Time]

An eye for an eye. Horses turn

 

[shootersix]

The felony charge, read by Judge Tad Brenner, alleged Blanke “placed his penis inside the vagina” of the horse.

When the arresting officer asked “was the horse male or female?”
Blanke replied “female! What do you think I am…sick!”

 

[cbhausen]

Like a hot dog in a hallway, the mare muttered to herself…

 

[TheGrumpyGuy]

Like a hot dog in a hallway, the mare muttered to herself…

Like my mama always use to tell me, 'If you can't touch bottom, beat the hell out of the sides'

 

[joe138]

The horse got tired and faked it just to get it over with.

 

[BehindBlueI's]

 

[BigRed]

Like my mama always use to tell me, 'If you can't touch bottom, beat the hell out of the sides'

Sounds like you and your mom were close.

 

[Lpherr]

The guy chooses to ride the horse in a different fashion.
Gives bareback a new meaning.

 

[BigRed]

The guy chooses to ride the horse in a different fashion.
Gives bareback a new meaning.

I'm reminded of the young Sioux warrior who became attracted to a young captured pioneer woman and decided he would rescue her and return her to her people.

He lifted the young gal onto the back of his horse and rode fast until he got her back East.

Her friends asked if it was tough to ride bareback with an Indian all that way.

"No. I just grabbed the saddle horn with both hands all the way."

 

[Lpherr]

I'm reminded of the young Sioux warrior who became attracted to a young captured pioneer woman and decided he would rescue her and return her to her people.

He lifted the young gal onto the back of his horse and rode fast until he got her back East.

Her friends asked if it was tough to ride bareback with an Indian all that way.

"No. I just grabbed the saddle horn with both hands all the way."

I'm willing to bet... that was one happy warrior.

 

[BigRed]

I'm willing to bet... that was one happy warrior.

His name was "Grinning Bull".

 

[Max Volume]

It ain't the beauty, it's the booty.

 

[foszoe]

Damn, I was hoping there would be at least a WTS/WTT tag.

 

[PappyD]

"...feeding the horse apples..."

Um, what kind of apples?

( just asking for a friend )

;-)

 

[TheGrumpyGuy]

Sounds like you and your mom were close.

Sounds like you and your mom were close.

Why don't you stop beating around the bush and say what you really mean?

 

[BigRed]

Why don't you stop beating around the bush and say what you really mean?

Already said it.

 

[TheGrumpyGuy]

Already said it.

Despite the rumors, mother ****er is only my nickname

 

[BigRed]

Despite the rumors, mother ****er is only my nickname

Got it.