Sex with a Horse in Illinois

[DataGeek19]

This news story may contain graphic information about a man drinking a large quantity of Bud Light and his relationship with a horse that may identify as a Clydesdale.

Whoa, Nellie! Quincy man arrested for having sex with horse in Melrose Township – Muddy River News

Adams County Assistant State's Attorney Ryan Parker said the suspect allegedly had sex with the horse about a dozen times on a farm in the 4200 block of Deer Ridge Road in Melrose Township.

muddyrivernews.com

 

[BigRed]

I was expecting a story about the governor or it's "transgender" brother.

 

[Michigan Slim]

I've nailed a couple fat chicks but never one I would call a horse..

 

[Ark]

"Deputies conducting stationary patrol near the the farm at approximately 12:44 a.m. Friday observed Blanke in the act."

Hahaha

I build a hundred houses, do they call me Ark the carpenter? Nope. I harvest 30 seasons, do they call me Ark the farmer? Nope.

But you get seen by one cop...

 

[joe138]

Illinois does have standards.

 

[Ziggidy]

Maybe the horse identified as a human female or did he identify as a horse?

 

[d.kaufman]

Slightly better than our local chicken ****er

Hobart man with history of sex abuse of animals seeks ‘chemical castration’ instead of prison time

A Hobart man with a history of sexually abusing animals has asked a federal court to consider imposing “chemical castration” as a condition of his release, according to court records. M…

www.chicagotribune.com

 

[NHT3]

He is as low risk as anybody could possibly come,” she said. “He has no criminal history whatsoever. He has stable housing and has for the past two years.
Obviously the man identifies as a horse, living in a stable for the last two years.

 

[DataGeek19]

Oh my… this was not an isolated incident. There are a lot of horse ##ckers in the news:

Texas man who had sex with a horse is jailed for 10 years

Jean Marie Bugoma, 24, was convicted after pleading guilty to bestiality.

nypost.com

Man banned from approaching animals with hooves after caught having sex with horse

‘You are not to go near any sort of animal with a hoof,’ Phillip Henry warned

www.independent.co.uk

 

[BigRed]

He is as low risk as anybody could possibly come,”

I didn't read the whole story.

Is that a quote from the horse?

 

[NHT3]

 

[NHT3]

Slightly better than our local chicken ****er

Hobart man with history of sex abuse of animals seeks ‘chemical castration’ instead of prison time

A Hobart man with a history of sexually abusing animals has asked a federal court to consider imposing “chemical castration” as a condition of his release, according to court records. M…

www.chicagotribune.com

 

[BigRed]

He is as low risk as anybody could possibly come,” she said. “He has no criminal history whatsoever. He has stable housing and has for the past two years.
Obviously the man identifies as a horse, living in a stable for the last two years.

Why do people hate people just because they love differently?

See how horse ******* are ridiculed? Nobody chooses to be a horse ******. It's just how they were made!

Hell, "horse ******" doesn't even get a letter in the lgbtq alphabet. Horse ******* are just thrown in with the +.

 

[DataGeek19]

Why do people hate people just because they love differently?

See how horse ******* are ridiculed? Nobody chooses to be a horse ******. It's just how they were made!

Did you always have the same profile pic? Interesting!

 

[joe138]

H.A.P. (Horse Attracted Person)

 

[BigRed]

Did you always have the same profile pic? Interesting!
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That right there is a damn fine horse.

If you grow up around horses, you gain a hell of a lot of respect for horses. I say the same for dogs.

Now, some ******* comes along that wants to touch them, molest them, **** them, or kill them.... hogs are always ready to eat.

 

[Expat]

Judge not

 

[Super Bee]

 

[BigRed]

Judge not

And discern not.

 

[Expat]

And discern not.

Any port in a storm