Random Ponderings

[Michigan Slim]

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My wife asks me that quite often.

 

[patience0830]

LOL…life’s not fair, some times.

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Age wise, she's right in my wheelhouse.

 

[deo62]

We cant help you if your dog is small

 

[Michigan Slim]

Why is there so much bun for such a little hot dog

Well, as women give birth, age, eat ice cream....

 

[WebSnyper]

How does a blind man know when to quit wiping?

Sniff test?

 

[JCSR]

Why do people put pineapple on pizza?

Once there were state hospitals for these people. Now they live amongst us. Why is that?

 

[Doug]

Sometimes, I think,"Well..." but other times I'm not so sure.

 

[rhamersley]

Did you ever stop to think, then forget to start again?

 

[Magyars]

How do you make Dinah-moe hum?

 

[mmpsteve]

Where does the tiny part go after the dreaded boiiing! sound? I mean, it's got to be somewhere, right?

Right?

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[AndreusMaximus]

Am I the only one who thinks that hot dog buns are placed in the bag sideways ?

Wait... Woah... You're 100% right. Just think how much easier it'd be to get them out if they were turned the other way. And I'd never even thought about it.

 

[slipnotz]

Where does the white go when snow melts?

 

[NHT3]

Nobody buys a blow up doll because they are cleaning up with the ladies

 

[rhamersley]

If people from Hempstead get hemmorhoids, do people from Poland get Polaroids?

 

[Doug]

It's good to count on your fingers because if you count on your nose you can only get to one.

 

[MCgrease08]

If there is more than one way to skin a cat, what's the one way that everyone already knows?

 

[CPE1704TKS]

Wait... Woah... You're 100% right. Just think how much easier it'd be to get them out if they were turned the other way. And I'd never even thought about it.

If your hot dog buns are connected, you are buying the wrong ones. Go to a GFS and get the restaurant style buns that are all individual. You will never want to tear hot dog buns apart again and it's easy to pull out just the number you need from the bag.

 

[Cameramonkey]

If your hot dog buns are connected, you are buying the wrong ones. Go to a GFS and get the restaurant style buns that are all individual. You will never want to tear hot dog buns apart again and it's easy to pull out just the number you need from the bag.

And grab a pan of frozen lasagna while there.

 

[radar8756]

If you cut up the Hotdogs and put them in a pot of Beans ( Beans & Weinies) - you do not need Hotdog buns

 

[sell33]

How did I used to poop without a cell phone to scroll on?