Pet monkey attacks Oklahoma woman before being shot and killed

[Rick Mason]

Pet monkey attacks Oklahoma woman before being shot and killed

Brittany Parker, was the person who originally called police to report the monkey. She told the station that the monkey "ran up my back and jumped onto my head, pulled hair out, and then ripped my ear in half like you would a piece of paper."

And this is why you carry, my friends. You just never know when a monkey is going to slap people around and you need to always be prepared.

 

[Sigblitz]

Is this a monkey gun discussion?

 

[patience0830]

To quote someone I used to know. "Never give a monkey your gun."

 

[stocknup]

I bet she buys a gold fish for her next pet ...............

 

[Cameramonkey]

You rang? (I'm innocent)

 

[BigRed]

If I had a million dollars...

 

[BigRed]

Pet monkey attacks Oklahoma woman before being shot and killed

Brittany Parker, was the person who originally called police to report the monkey. She told the station that the monkey "ran up my back and jumped onto my head, pulled hair out, and then ripped my ear in half like you would a piece of paper."

And this is why you carry, my friends. You just never know when a monkey is going to slap people around and you need to always be prepared.

You can take the monkey out of the jungle, but you can't take the jungle out of the monkey.

 

[Frank_N_Stein]

It was just trying to get justice for Harambe.

 

[joe138]

That's why you keep the monkey in the trunk.

 

[Trigger Time]

That monkey needed spanked

 

[NHT3]

Sorry I couldn't resist

 

[daddyusmaximus]

People are stupid.
A monkey is not a dog.
It hasn't been domesticated by man for tens of thousands of years...

 

[yeahbaby]

People are stupid.
A monkey is not a dog.
It hasn't been domesticated by man for tens of thousands of years...

Your first sentence is exactly what I was thinking.

 

[Frank_N_Stein]

That monkey needed spanked

Or shocked.

 

[Jaybird1980]

That monkey needed spanked

 

[Bugzilla]

That monkey was not monkieing around. OK enough of the monkey business!

 

[stocknup]

Or shocked.

 

[Emerson Dambiggins]

 

[printcraft]

 

[ftbstrd]

When I first read the post title, I thought man what a bad day. First attacked by a monkey then shot to death...
My brain is not functioning properly today.