Need help, maybe legal.

[bobzilla]

So neighbor goes out shooting almost every night. pistol on steel. He's ~3/4 mile away but its blam blam blam blam and he always misses. So the other night he is out blasting away, missing half his shots from like 5 yards, pissing my dogs off. Fed up, I grab my 1911 and start lobbing 230gr fmj's over his shoulder nailing the steel from 3/4 mile. Takes him a minute to realize where it's coming from so I wave. NExt thing I know there's 4 cops and a sway van busting through my front door, beating the wife shooting at the dogs (missed thankfully) and this guys is there screaming and yelling "that's the guy that tried to shoot me". I mean come on... what is a 45 going to really do at that distance?

But here's the problem. I apparently am on house arrest (like that stopped me from going to the store) and not allowed within a mile of the neighbor. So I have to leave. Where do I go? I don't know how all this works but the wife is threatening to take my dogsfrom me and the state took all my guns. The neighbor is threatening to sue me for everyhing I have and my birthday (whatever that means).

Why is he so rude? If he didn't want people in the neighborhood using his steel he shouldn't have put it up. Not a very good ambassador for us gun owners for sure.

 

[printcraft]

As long as you have your drivers license you should be ok.

 

[Trigger Time]

What's the world coming to. Who still uses a 1911?

 

[bobzilla]

What's the world coming to. Who still uses a 1911?

I only used the 3" not the 5". I was just trying to show him how easy it is to hit the steel.

 

[bobzilla]

As long as you have your drivers license you should be ok.

yeah they took that, and hte passport and my insurance card.

 

[Nugget]

Couldn't help but notice you're not a Site Supporter. If you have $20, we may be able to better help you.

 

[printcraft]

yeah they took that, and hte passport and my insurance card.

Oh, you’re boned.

 

[bobzilla]

Couldn't help but notice you're not a Site Supporter. If you have $20, we may be able to better help you.

Good point. I really need to sell some stuff asap.

 

[printcraft]

Good point. I really need to sell some stuff asap.

Yeah, I’m low on cash, I’ve been throwing all of my loose change out of the window while driving at other cars that have bad drivers.

 

[AndreusMaximus]

 

[bobzilla]

It's been awhile... I thought it was time.

I will take my banning like a man. I'll whine like hell, create 3 shill accounts and send evil messages to mods.

 

[model1994]

Good point. I really need to sell some stuff asap.

got a tv?

 

[bobzilla]

got a tv?

No but I have a vcr

 

[indyjohn]

If you still have your wallet, even without your driver's license, consider yourself lucky.

 

[BiscuitsandGravy]

Again, I feel like I'm repeating myself...

Thank you for being an site supporter.

 

[BGDave]

Parody thread. (I hope)

You're most assuredly roundly Rogered if they take yer birthday.

 

[Brandon]

Had you shot a glock you wouldn't have any problems.








Apply purple where needed.

 

[bobzilla]

Had you shot a glock you wouldn't have any problems.








Apply purple where needed.

true, I wouldn't have hit anything at all.

 

[Sigblitz]

Man, that's terrible. You're going to need a good lawyer. And whatever you do, don't let her keep the dogs from you. Write down every minute you're with them.

 

[rhamersley]

So neighbor goes out shooting almost every night. pistol on steel. He's ~3/4 mile away but its blam blam blam blam and he always misses. So the other night he is out blasting away, missing half his shots from like 5 yards, pissing my dogs off. Fed up, I grab my 1911 and start lobbing 230gr fmj's over his shoulder nailing the steel from 3/4 mile. Takes him a minute to realize where it's coming from so I wave. NExt thing I know there's 4 cops and a sway van busting through my front door, beating the wife shooting at the dogs (missed thankfully) and this guys is there screaming and yelling "that's the guy that tried to shoot me". I mean come on... what is a 45 going to really do at that distance?

But here's the problem. I apparently am on house arrest (like that stopped me from going to the store) and not allowed within a mile of the neighbor. So I have to leave. Where do I go? I don't know how all this works but the wife is threatening to take my dogsfrom me and the state took all my guns. The neighbor is threatening to sue me for everyhing I have and my birthday (whatever that means).

Why is he so rude? If he didn't want people in the neighborhood using his steel he shouldn't have put it up. Not a very good ambassador for us gun owners for sure.