Mower and Wife Advice

[Gaffer]

So while my wife was in the kitchen making me a sandwich she mentioned that it might be nice to get a riding mower. Currently we have a 21” push mower and I do keep the blades sharp for her.

Since we only have 2 acres to mow I told her that a riding mower sounds a bit much. I mentioned to her that she has been push mowing for many years and I sure didn’t see any reason to pay the money for one at this time. I also let her know that with the days getting longer she has more light to mow after she gets home from work. I was even nice enough to explain that she wouldn’t be pregnant forever and after she delivers the mowing should get a lot easier.

I don’t think she was too happy about this as, though she did bring me my sandwich, she never brought me the requested beer.

I guess I just want to know if anyone else runs into issues like this and if you have any advice on how to get her back in line.

Sign me puzzled….

 

[wcd]

Epic fail here “ You forgot to mention the added benefit of the exercise she gets while using the push mower”

 

[mom45]

 

[fullmetaljesus]

She's defective. Trade her in for a younger model.

 

[Chewie]

So while my wife was in the kitchen making me a sandwich she mentioned that it might be nice to get a riding mower. Currently we have a 21” push mower and I do keep the blades sharp for her.

Since we only have 2 acres to mow I told her that a riding mower sounds a bit much. I mentioned to her that she has been push mowing for many years and I sure didn’t see any reason to pay the money for one at this time. I also let her know that with the days getting longer she has more light to mow after she gets home from work. I was even nice enough to explain that she wouldn’t be pregnant forever and after she delivers the mowing should get a lot easier.

I don’t think she was too happy about this as, though she did bring me my sandwich, she never brought me the requested beer.

I guess I just want to know if anyone else runs into issues like this and if you have any advice on how to get her back in line.

Sign me puzzled….

What, no cast iron pan up alongside the head? You have it made!

 

[Doug]

 

[4651feeder]

Be strong, hold the line. You give in on this and next thang you know she'll be complaining bout walking round the kitchen barefooted.

 

[chocktaw2]

You can't make this up. Dude, just keep 1 thing in mind. Women don't forget, and, you have to sleep sometime.

 

[Jaybird1980]

Be strong, hold the line. You give in on this and next thang you know she'll be complaining bout walking round the kitchen barefooted.

This is the answer. If you give in now you will be buying a dishwasher next.

Not sure why the other guy used purple?


Oh yeah I hope you didn't eat that sandwich

 

[chocktaw2]

This is the answer. If you give in now you will be buying a dishwasher next.

Not sure why the other guy used purple?


Oh yeah I hope you didn't eat that sandwich

Yeah, then she'll want tampons!

 

[mark40sw]

If she keeps coming out of the kitchen complaining, just shorten the chain,

 

[femurphy77]

I've found that as they get older pushing 1 1/2 acres is about their limit. Maybe put in a pool or tennis court to utilize that extra 1/2 acre so she doesn't have to mow?

 

[Hatin Since 87]

Tell her the last woman who mowed the lawn didn’t need a new mower, and look where she’s at.

Keep it up and she’ll be watching the next one mow.

 

[WebSnyper]

That's wierd.

She always brings me a sandwich and a beer.

You sure that's not his mom?

 

[BigRed]

So while my wife was in the kitchen making me a sandwich she mentioned that it might be nice to get a riding mower. Currently we have a 21” push mower and I do keep the blades sharp for her.

Since we only have 2 acres to mow I told her that a riding mower sounds a bit much. I mentioned to her that she has been push mowing for many years and I sure didn’t see any reason to pay the money for one at this time. I also let her know that with the days getting longer she has more light to mow after she gets home from work. I was even nice enough to explain that she wouldn’t be pregnant forever and after she delivers the mowing should get a lot easier.

I don’t think she was too happy about this as, though she did bring me my sandwich, she never brought me the requested beer.

I guess I just want to know if anyone else runs into issues like this and if you have any advice on how to get her back in line.

Sign me puzzled….

That's wierd.

She always brings me a sandwich AND a beer.

 

[BigRed]

You sure that's not his mom?

She likes me too.

 

[chocktaw2]

Well, fellows, I'm not going to show this thread to the wife, for obvious reasons.

 

[NKBJ]

If you wear her out you're gonna miss what her hips could do.

 

[flatlander]

Get the mower. It will be a BUNCH cheaper than either the doctors bills or the divorce. Trust me. I'm a slow learner and lost half my stuff twice

 

[chocktaw2]

Get the mower. It will be a BUNCH than either the doctors bills or the divorce. Trust me. I'm a slow learner and lost half my stuff twice