Milk Man

[ftbstrd]

Another funny I laughed til bout fell outta my chair! Hope you all enjoy it too!

A blonde heard that milk baths make you beautiful so she left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk.

When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify her request. The blonde came to the door and the milkman says "I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk." "Did you mean 15 gallons or 1.5 gallons?"

The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub with milk and take a milk bath."

The milkman asked, "You want it pasteurized?"

The blonde said, "No, just up to my nipples."

 

[IndyDave1776]

This reminds me of a funny story. Adah Isaacs Menken, who was the highest earning American actress in the general time period of the Civil War, put out a story of having stolen a significant amount of milk and upon discovery 'confessing' that she used it for this purpose. Just shows that publicity stunts, particularly in that trade, are not a new phenomenon to our culture.

 

[Classic]

Good story OP. Will tell it to my brother at the range tomorrow.