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  • actaeon277

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    Oh, after that incident, when firing Exercise Shots, everyone was supposed to try to be as close to centerline as possible. Some watchstations that was impossible.

    And even though we were the ones shooting the Torp, torpedoes can jam their rudder, causing the torpedo to go in a circle.
    And the END of a circle, just happens to be the BEGINNING of a circle.
    A problem that has happened throughout sub history.
     

    Nazgul

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    Near the big river.
    Imagine being a watchstander, taking logs down, you look up from the numbers, and there's a 21 inch dia torpedo head looking at you saying "Wassup?"... before it works it's way back out and the flood begins.
    I was stationed at a University in Seattle waiting to be reassigned so they put me in the office. Typical military thinking, a SGT 0311 (grunt) working with papers at a desk.
    They had one of the early word processors that was mostly analog and couldn't figure out how to make it work. It was about the size of a dishwasher. Told me to see what could be done because they had something to use it for. I cleaned and fiddled with it and got it going somewhat.

    What they needed printed was a unit history for the university's ROTC program. Specifically someone had sent letters out to all the graduates since the beginning, before WW2, and asked about their experiences. Really neat look into Marines/Sailors from an earlier era.

    The one that sticks in my mind was an Ensign that was commissioned in 1941. The form had a front page which was basic info. The back was blank for experiences that were noteworthy. He filled out the front. The back only had one short sentence on it. It said "First time as OOD USS-----, 0800-1200, 7 Decenber 1941, Pearl Harbor ". Can't remember the actual ships name but I think he said a lot in those few words.

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    actaeon277

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    Looks like I was mistaken. In my defense, I was in the back of the sub, not the front.

    But an exercise shot goes under the target, and gets picked up at "end of run"
    So, ours must have been running shallow when it hit target.



    Mk48 torpedo passes under a Dealey class destroyer escort USS Bridget (DE-1024) during an exercise in 1972.

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    Hawkeye

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    I visited the USS Moosebrugger, Spruents class guided missle cruiser, when I was at Guantanimo in '79.

    4-747 jet engines power this hydrofoil ship at classified top speed.
    The Spruance class destroyers (DD, not DDG or CG) were powered by 4 gas turbine engines that were derived from a common ancestor jet engine that powered some Boeing 747s. Moosbrugger was a ship in the Spruance (DD-963) class. The Spruance class were not hydrofoils. They had a traditional displacement hull form and were primarily an anti submarine warfare ship.
     
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    Gulf of Tonkin. Scores of empty 5” 38 caliber powder casings cover the deck around a 5” gun mount on USS New Jersey (BB 62) after the ship fired over 1600 rounds the night before. Photographed by SN Robert G. Smith, February 23, 1969


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    Gulf of Tonkin. Scores of empty 5” 38 caliber powder casings cover the deck around a 5” gun mount on USS New Jersey (BB 62) after the ship fired over 1600 rounds the night before. Photographed by SN Robert G. Smith, February 23, 1969


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    Apropos of nothing, but did those casings just get tossed overboard or was there a reloaders somewhere saying "get the press going"?
     

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    There is a movie "Too young the hero" on Netflix.

    In the battle scenes, they show tons of brass ejected from guns that just pours into the sea.
     

    actaeon277

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    Apropos of nothing, but did those casings just get tossed overboard or was there a reloaders somewhere saying "get the press going"?
    There is a movie "Too young the hero" on Netflix.

    In the battle scenes, they show tons of brass ejected from guns that just pours into the sea.
    Well, I'm pretty sure Tom is right.
    Ship's crew is already busy enough on a warship, much less a ship during a war.
    Hauling them back into the magazine would just add more work.
     

    KellyinAvon

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    If I've told this one before don't stop me, I want to hear it again. :D

    November 1993, young USAF SSgt KellyinAvon is stationed at Taegu AB, RoK. I was about 10 days from leaving the RoK and had to out-process at Osan AB since that's where our Squadron was located.

    So I'm going up to Osan, with two Ammo troops, who are in a tractor/trailer, pulling a flatbed loaded with 2,000 pound "blue bombs" (inert bombs, used for training.)

    So on Interstate 1 north of Taegu we pulled over to check the chains and tie-down straps to make sure everything is good before hitting the mountains.

    It is O-Dark Early, we are up on the trailer checking the straps and chains. Traffic is going by so fast the trailer shaking.

    That might've been when I realized I wasn't going to live forever.
     

    Hawkeye

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    Holy crap, dumping it right on the deck. Not even a chute to the coal bunker? Put your back into it, lads. And sorry about your white clothes.
    Yeah, no chutes. Based on my reading coaling was an all-hands event and involved shoveling the coal into big sacks which the drew lugged through teh hatches, passageways and own ladders to the bunkers.
     

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    Having just heard the story on radio of a flight being turned around from Atlanta to Spain for a passenger with diarrhea, it inspired me to share this story. We were heading to Iraq flying from Maine to Germany first. Over the Atlantic one soldier was looking ill. Everyone told him to go to the latrine. He said he was fine. Several seconds later he puked everywhere. Well then he also crapped. Then other soldiers started to puke and crap themselves as well. The latrine was pretty much occupied non stop so alot of guys didn't make it there to puke and what not. The flight attendant came back to see what was going on said "oh my god" and never came back. So no food or drinks lol. Pr medic was giving IVs on the flight lol. We landed in Germany. Got off the plane for refuel. I was hoping we'd get a new plane it smelled so bad. Nope back on the plane but with sawdust lol. We got a half ass quarantine in kuwait. This of us who didn't get sick still had to do the training. Lol. Worst flight ever
    Flight Attendant???
     
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