My second Son was born within 15 minutes of us getting to the hospital, and I was kinda panicked, I pulled up in the Ambulance bay at Floyd Memorial hospital, and a city cop comes up as I'm getting out of the truck and says "you can't park here buddy". In a rather loud tone I told the officer my wife was having a baby RIGHT NOW! He looks in the truck and just totally freaks out, I think he ran in 3 or 4 circles before he got the attention of the hospital staff. I parked my truck elsewhere after we got my wife inside, the cop was already gone by the time I got back in the building, I wish I would have got a chance to talk to him, by him being so freaked out, he kinda helped me settle my own case of nerves.
Now that is funny right there