Do we know each other? I’m kinda famous, ya know. You are correct that my grandparents didn’t talk that way, but my wife’s family does, first date I couldn’t understand a word my father in law spoke. In the past there has been a Lee County, Va reunion in Noblesville, there’s a bunch of people with that heritage that are up here that still talk like that.I know several people who have had guns stolen from their trucks and I live pretty rurally. you do you though.
I won't argue thats how people talk up there in NORTHERN Indiana, but I highly doubt your grandparents talked that way, its just something you've picked up to accent a persona.
Anyway, what’s the problem with taking on a persona or going into a character?
I’ve known no one who has had a gun stolen out of their vehicle. Up until about a year ago, my truck sat in the drive with the keys in it overnight.
I think it would be a lot more interesting instead of going off track with me for you to address Rookies much more eloquently stated challenge; show your work.