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A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. When he reached the checkout line he realised the old lady was in front of him in line.
“Pardon me,” she turned around and said to the young man. “I’m sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It’s just that you look just like my son, who just died recently.”
“I’m very sorry,” replied the young man. “Is there anything I can do for you?”
“Oh, yes,” she said. “As I’m leaving, can you say ‘Goodbye, Mother!’? It would make me feel so much better.”
“Sure,” answered the young man.
As the old woman was leaving the young man called out, “Goodbye, Mother!”
As he stepped up to the checkout counter, he saw that his total was $150.
“How can that be?” he asked, “I only purchased two things!”
The clerk shrugged in confusion, “Your mother said that you would pay for her.”
“Pardon me,” she turned around and said to the young man. “I’m sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It’s just that you look just like my son, who just died recently.”
“I’m very sorry,” replied the young man. “Is there anything I can do for you?”
“Oh, yes,” she said. “As I’m leaving, can you say ‘Goodbye, Mother!’? It would make me feel so much better.”
“Sure,” answered the young man.
As the old woman was leaving the young man called out, “Goodbye, Mother!”
As he stepped up to the checkout counter, he saw that his total was $150.
“How can that be?” he asked, “I only purchased two things!”
The clerk shrugged in confusion, “Your mother said that you would pay for her.”
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Hoosierdood
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WHo's on first
A lady called the police complaining that her neighbor was exposing himself to her across the alley from her apartment.
The policeman arrives and the lady tells the officer he's just in time to catch the perpetrator in the act and points toward the window where she saw him.
The officer looks out and sees nothing but the man in his apartment, shaving in front of his bathroom mirror. The officer tells the lady he sees nothing unusual.
She says: "Here, step up on this chair and then you'll see!"
The policeman arrives and the lady tells the officer he's just in time to catch the perpetrator in the act and points toward the window where she saw him.
The officer looks out and sees nothing but the man in his apartment, shaving in front of his bathroom mirror. The officer tells the lady he sees nothing unusual.
She says: "Here, step up on this chair and then you'll see!"
So... this guy walks into a library.
He asks the librarian "Where can I find books about paranoia."
The librarian slowly looks around... left... right.. then directly over the guy's shoulder.
He leans in... and whispers into the guys ear.
"They're right behind you."
He asks the librarian "Where can I find books about paranoia."
The librarian slowly looks around... left... right.. then directly over the guy's shoulder.
He leans in... and whispers into the guys ear.
"They're right behind you."
She named him What, not That.
