I don't know if I will ever move, but right now the city at the top of my list is Nashville, TN.
Oklahoma. Back home with family and friends and good people (at least it's a familiar brand of crazy). Bonus: the storms usually weed out all the sheeple, they cant take the stress.
Montana.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuDvxfqgxXAI was thinking this too.
I don't like tornados, hurricanes, earthquakes or gang violence.
I'm currently applying for jobs in Florida. The gun laws are tolerable, the weather is great, no state income tax, and I could SCUBA dive way more frequently.