Getting dressed for work today when the little woman walked by and noticed I had a hole in my sock.
I replied, "Well, darn it..."
I have long ago learned that no matter how right you are, you're wrong and will be punished accordingly.
I have long ago learned that no matter how right you are, you're wrong and will be punished accordingly.
"Seriously Mirta...I am kin...How did he get to Argentina? U Boat?"
In bed with the whispered words, "your sister is better"! Couldn't hang on for 8 seconds!
Maybe not so far wrong! True story (and thread diversion): When I was stationed in a NATO unit in Germany, we got heads up that a new American officer was inbound. He had thoroughly German name -- won't use his real one, but something like Wilhelm Friedrich Stauffenberg. The Germans in our unit were very interested, thought he was first-generation American citizen, parents from the homeland, maybe even born in Germany and hey! Probably speaks German like a native!
Then 1st Lt Stauffenberg showed up: 100% Puerto Rican. Spoke with a PR accent so heavy even us Amis had trouble understanding him sometimes. Turns out his grandfather was a German seaman on a merchant ship that was in a Puerto Rican port when WWII started. Grandpappy Stauffenberg decided "Kein Krieg für mich!" and jumped ship, found a local girl, settled down. All the kids since then had been given German names.
Back to the fight....
On a side note, if a man says something, and a woman isn't around to hear it, is he still wrong?
Also, if a woman is always right, and a man is always wrong, and a man tells a woman she is right, is he right or wrong?