Hatin Since 87
Bacon Hater
Never again.
On my way home last night, I picked up a hitchhiker. I have never done it before but it was freezing out and he was well dressed, didnt look like your normal hitchhiker.
Anyways. I pull over and he gets in the truck, puts his cooler in the back seat, and adjust the vents to warm up. Made a little small talk but he was pretty short with his remarks so I just kinda kept quiet for a bit. That was probably the worst thing to do, cause then my mind started wandering. Is he a killer? On the run? Rapist? Drug addict? Who the hell did I just pick up? If I get pulled over and this dudes a con, I’m gonna go down for someone i dont even know.
So I start trying to make small talk again. Eventually, I asked him… “whats in the cooler, few beers for the game?” He told me “its none of your ****ing business”. I didnt know if he was joking around and being a goofball, or if he was being a dick. I kinda laughed it off, then my mind started wandering again. This guy could have a human head in there for all i know. So i asked him again “Hey, seriously, whats in your cooler?” This time he sounded more aggrevated and said it where i could tell it wasnt goofing around “its none of your ****ing business”.
I pulled over and told him he needed to get out. I was nice, given his attitude, but told him to get out of the truck. He didnt argue and hopped out. I drove away and got home and immediately told my wife about it.
Go out to the truck to get my stuff out and bring it inside, and not even joking, he left his cooler in the back seat! My wife didnt believe me at first, but after i showed her the cooler he left in the truck she finally understood I wasnt making it up.
On my way home last night, I picked up a hitchhiker. I have never done it before but it was freezing out and he was well dressed, didnt look like your normal hitchhiker.
Anyways. I pull over and he gets in the truck, puts his cooler in the back seat, and adjust the vents to warm up. Made a little small talk but he was pretty short with his remarks so I just kinda kept quiet for a bit. That was probably the worst thing to do, cause then my mind started wandering. Is he a killer? On the run? Rapist? Drug addict? Who the hell did I just pick up? If I get pulled over and this dudes a con, I’m gonna go down for someone i dont even know.
So I start trying to make small talk again. Eventually, I asked him… “whats in the cooler, few beers for the game?” He told me “its none of your ****ing business”. I didnt know if he was joking around and being a goofball, or if he was being a dick. I kinda laughed it off, then my mind started wandering again. This guy could have a human head in there for all i know. So i asked him again “Hey, seriously, whats in your cooler?” This time he sounded more aggrevated and said it where i could tell it wasnt goofing around “its none of your ****ing business”.
I pulled over and told him he needed to get out. I was nice, given his attitude, but told him to get out of the truck. He didnt argue and hopped out. I drove away and got home and immediately told my wife about it.
Go out to the truck to get my stuff out and bring it inside, and not even joking, he left his cooler in the back seat! My wife didnt believe me at first, but after i showed her the cooler he left in the truck she finally understood I wasnt making it up.