Seems there is a blistering chlamydia epidemic raging among da yutes of certain small west central Ohio towns.
The reason? These misguided yutes have been stashing their vape pens and boxes in their knickers in order to sneak them into school, and then sharing said devices with their friends.
In the event I get this nastiness by this method, I hereby give permission to any and all INGO members who feel so inclined to beat me mercilessly with sticks.
For the record, it is rumored that a certain chemistry teacher simply shook his head and muttered something about "best and brightest ".
The reason? These misguided yutes have been stashing their vape pens and boxes in their knickers in order to sneak them into school, and then sharing said devices with their friends.
In the event I get this nastiness by this method, I hereby give permission to any and all INGO members who feel so inclined to beat me mercilessly with sticks.
For the record, it is rumored that a certain chemistry teacher simply shook his head and muttered something about "best and brightest ".