Never done the Tail for reasons you've sighted. I did ride the PCH from Malibu all the way up to 101 to make a dash over to crater lake. It was basically a Moto Guzzi National Rally held at Leo Carillo State Park and Beach, close to where MASH was filmed. Hit the highway from Indiana to Colorado Springs on the first day. 17 hrs. Then I didnt' touch a highway until I got outside Los Angeles. 10K miles in 3 weeks. Coast all the Way to Seattle then across the great north hitting national/state parks. Been almost 12 years ago now though.So, I'm to believe your chicken stripes are skinny. I don't SAY anything ...
Ever been out Mulholland from Topanga to PCH? I did it on friend's 1100 and I was pretty slow because unfamiliar with the bike, which was a top heavy freight train that I didn't want to wreck, and unfamiliar with the details of the road. But I wasn't there to set a record I was there to enjoy myself
Ever done the Tail? Too famous, too crowded with people that are too slow, IMO. They also have a right to just enjoy themselves so I try not to judge but I am not noted for my patience. If you're down in that area, try NC63 from Wilshire Park, on the west side of Asheville, to NC209 in Trust and then a couple miles north to Dave's 209
Not as long as the Tail nor as well maintained, but less crowded and pretty much all locals, and more fun because of that. Not saying you won't get breezed. Equally fun in a capable car