Been nice knowing you all...

[rhino]

Don’t worry. You can come over to my house. I have some knives and flashlights we can play with.

 

[Tactically Fat]

Just say the word, brother, and I'm there... except tomorrow evening, got an event with the boychild.

Hopefully after our renovation is completed I can have a handful of buddies over for some libations. That'll be fun. Boy-child not invited. Sorry.

Hmm. I see. Thanks for inviting the rest of us. No, don't worry about us. We'll just sit here in the dark. If it gets cold, we'll just make do by putting on a sweater.

I was under the impression that the Rhino didn't consume distilled and/or fermented adult beverages?

Don’t worry. You can come over to my house. I have some knives and flashlights we can play with.

You can come over, too. I'll be sure there's 1 whole Angry Orchard for you.

 

[lovemachine]

You can come over, too. I'll be sure there's 1 whole Angry Orchard for you.

I can drink other stuff too....

 

[shootersix]

Snitches get stitches!

BUT, knowing TF, I would not be scared to snitch

rhino is a snitch?

 

[rhino]

I can drink other stuff too....

Only if you can get to it without driving in the snow.

rhino is a snitch?

There is only one way to find out!

 

[actaeon277]

Must be a snitch. Cause I'm pretty sure he's had stiches.

 

[lovemachine]

Only if you can get to it without driving in the snow.

I revoke your invitation to my house.

 

[Alamo]

I'm surprised no one has proposed a caper whereby a crack INGO ninja crew secretly enters the house at 0darkThirty, surreptitiously lifts the earings and schleps them to a waiting jeweler who replaces the zirconium/quartz/plastic baubles with real diamond and then with stealth and cunning replaces the upgraded earrings exactly as they were in her ladyships jewelry box while she softly snores nearby. Kinda like an Oceans 13 or Italian Job, but with less handsome actors.

Of course it would fail spectacularly, but since she's going to replace the fake diamonds with your testicles anyway, might as well get a good story out of it.

 

[Tactically Fat]

Her new earrings:

http://www.cafepress.com/+seminiferous_tubules_light_m_earring_circle_charm,1157458642

 

[rhino]

I revoke your invitation to my house.

You weren't going to let me inside, anyway.

I'm surprised no one has proposed a caper whereby a crack INGO ninja crew secretly enters the house at 0darkThirty, surreptitiously lifts the earings and schleps them to a waiting jeweler who replaces the zirconium/quartz/plastic baubles with real diamond and then with stealth and cunning replaces the upgraded earrings exactly as they were in her ladyships jewelry box while she softly snores nearby. Kinda like an Oceans 13 or Italian Job, but with less handsome actors.

Of course it would fail spectacularly, but since she's going to replace the fake diamonds with your testicles anyway, might as well get a good story out of it.

The only chance of such a plan succeeding is if I am the guy who does all of the monkey-like climbing, bounding, scaling, etc.

 

[Tactically Fat]

The only chance of such a plan succeeding is if I am the guy who does all of the monkey-like climbing, bounding, scaling, etc.

You'd better at least text me next time you're near my house. I need help trimming my rose bushes.

 

[turbodiesel86]

Cya pal

 

[Gluemanz28]

I just want to know if Mrs TF is a good shot!

If so I would start with a subscription to flowers a month club.

 

[thunderchicken]

I just want to know if Mrs TF is a good shot!

If so I would start with a subscription to flowers a month club.

Either that or bend the front sight and hope it buys you some time to escape

 

[Tactically Fat]

I just want to know if Mrs TF is a good shot!

She's not bad. Probably a good thing for our family that she's rather ambivalent to firearms. She knows HOW to run a pistol - she just doesn't care about doing it.

Also - still alive. For now.

 

[yepthatsme]

She's not bad. Probably a good thing for our family that she's rather ambivalent to firearms. She knows HOW to run a pistol - she just doesn't care about doing it.

Also - still alive. For now.

If she finds out and uses a firearm on you, wouldn't that be considered a justified shooting? Well, probably in her eyes anyway.

 

[Tactically Fat]

I'm pleased to report that I am indeed still alive. I'm sure that some of you are disappointed. Sorry.

 

[femurphy77]

I'm pleased to report that I am indeed still alive. I'm sure that some of you are disappointed. Sorry.

Guess that means we can scratch the fake gun sale off the calendar!

 

[Trigger Time]

This thread did not peak on the
longbow drama meter

 

[Expat]

who?