Assaulted at work

[chezuki]

So yesterday morning I was finishing up the night shift at my tired and thankless job when all of a sudden this ******* comes out of nowhere and kicks the crap out of me. The other three guys in my crew just stood there as if nothing happened. The weirdest part was after this random act of violence, the guy collapsed on the floor and started crying like a little *****!!! He finally got up and slowly hobbled off into the darkness leaving the four of to our work. Thankfully, I wasn't hurt. I don't even blame my co-workers for not running to my aid, after all, they each had their own corners to support and this bed isn't going to hold itself up!!

 

[MikeDVB]

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I don't get it? I mean I know this is supposed to be some sort of joke ... but I'd have to give it a 0.5 out of 5. The 0.5 is for effort.

 

[churchmouse]

Not sure but I think I get it. Not enough coffee yet.

4 on a 5 at least.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

I had to read it twice, but I finally got it...

 

[shibumiseeker]

4.1, though more points would have been given had it not started with "so."

 

[patience0830]

Not sure but I think I get it. Not enough coffee yet.

4 on a 5 at least.

Had coffee. Musta missed a reference somewhere.

 

[fallenangel1]

haha .. I had to read it 3 times to fully get it .. these jokes need to be posted in the afternoon!

 

[Maximinus Thrax]

Good one, got it on the second read through

 

[SideArmed]

Very creative. I give it a 4.3

I too had to re-read it before it clicked.

 

[Bosshoss]

https://www.indianagunowners.com/forums/break_room/269865-pretty_sure_i_broke_my_toe.html

 

[Mounty09]

Wow. Thanks to Bosshoss I finally figured it out.

 

[Bunnykid68]

I read this story on facebook earlier

 

[churchmouse]

OK...on a re-read and after seeing the original I am putting a 4.8 on this for parody....or something like that.

 

[RobbyMaQ]

Those are some strange bedfellows you work with

 

[inccwchris]

took me a minute...

 

[Colinb913]

Very good! I give it a 4.8/5 and rep inbound!

 

[MikeDVB]

Ffs I get it now... Better late than never!

 

[ditto]

Not bad...for an auto tune.

 

[tom1025]

4.5