"Are you kidding me?" / Facepalm Thread.

[GodFearinGunTotin]

 

[OMG-ZOMBIES]

I bet my kids would have gotten lots more scholarships had I checked any box but Caucasian/white. If I had only known!

 

[HoughMade]

In their defense, they only used that movie to illustrate that CGI allows realistic depictions of animals, without using real animals (extinct or not).

I'm not a PETA guy, but it seems like a valid point. If you want a dinosaur in your movie, CGI might be the ONLY way to do it, but if you want a cow, you could use CGI, or you could just get yourself a cow.

So PETA will be fronting the budget difference between a real cow and a CGI cow now? Nice to know.

 

[BigBoxaJunk]

If it were more practical to use real dinosaurs, they'd probably rather done that. But CGI is very expensive. Even CGI cows. PETA is full of bovine ****. And not the CGI stinkless bovine ****.

So PETA will be fronting the budget difference between a real cow and a CGI cow now? Nice to know.

But if it saves the feelings of even one cow, wouldn't it have been worth it?

 

[jamil]

But if it saves the feelings of even one cow, wouldn't it have been worth it?

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Another good thing about CGI cows is that they don't fart. Better for the environment. Win/win?

 

[printcraft]

If it were more practical to use real dinosaurs, they'd probably rather done that. But CGI is very expensive. Even CGI cows. PETA is full of bovine ****. And not the CGI stinkless bovine ****.

PETA is in a terrible catch 22 here........
They want to save the animals but they are contributing to global warming with their
excessive methane production.... greenhouse gasses and all that.... causing mass extinctions of species.....
It's truly sad.

 

[BigBoxaJunk]

Another good thing about CGI cows is that they don't fart. Better for the environment. Win/win?

If you made a CGI cow, you'd HAVE to make it fart, but since CGI farts are harmless to the ozone layer......win/win/win.

 

[jamil]

If you made a CGI cow, you'd HAVE to make it fart, but since CGI farts are harmless to the ozone layer......win/win/win.

Crap. Fly on the cow pie. What's the carbon footprint of the CGI equipment? Damn. That could ruin everything.

 

[ArcadiaGP]

Haha...

'Star Wars' actor charged in S. Carolina high-speed chase

The actor played a young Anakin Skywalker in 'Star Wars: Episode 1 Phantom Menace' is arrested

 

[ArcadiaGP]

How's this for a phone case? Considered the funny pic thread... but... nah, belongs here:

 

[Woobie]

She should CC that phone. If a robber sees her , she'll be the first to get shot!

 

[pudly]

How's this for a phone case? Considered the funny pic thread... but... nah, belongs here:

Wow.... Wrong in so, so many ways.

 

[AngryRooster]

Moron gold plates his genitals to death.

L.A. Gang Member Gold Plate?s Own Genitals To Death | Linkbeef

 

[jamil]

Moron gold plates his genitals to death.

L.A. Gang Member Gold Plate?s Own Genitals To Death | Linkbeef

At least it didn't end up un the funny pictures thread.

I'm a little shocked that the doctor had to say this:

Gold platting one’s own genitals is “a medical impossibility” and should not be attempted, warns Dr Ian Joseffson

According to the doctor this is actually a trend among gang members. I think it should continue.

 

[AngryRooster]

At least it didn't end up un the funny pictures thread.

I'm a little shocked that the doctor had to say this:


According to the doctor this is actually a trend among gang members. I think it should continue.

One of the comments on the casting forum I found it on said something to the effect of: Law enforcement should elude that it is actually possible but the guy did it wrong. Keep trying, you'll get it.

 

[ArcadiaGP]

Apple Removes All American Civil War Games From the App Store Because of the Confederate Flag

 

[jamil]

Apple Removes All American Civil War Games From the App Store Because of the Confederate Flag

If they keep this nonsense up I might have to buy me one of those damn flags to show my middle finger.

 

[JollyMon]

If they keep this nonsense up I might have to buy me one of those damn flags to show my middle finger.

Same.... I had no desire to own or fly one until all this crap went down.... blaming a flag is no different than blaming a gun..... its easier than blaming the murderous racist a hole.

 

[Ericpwp]

We'll, he posed with flower pots, a burning American flag, a bad hair cut, and a Hyundai. Those are being banded too, right?

 

[jamil]

We'll, he posed with flower pots, a burning American flag, a bad hair cut, and a Hyundai. Those are being banded too, right?

A banded Hyundai. Is that like one with racing stripes?