"Are you kidding me?" / Facepalm Thread.

[AngryRooster]

Cat holds family at bay while they call 911 to regain control of the house.


Conn. homeowner calls 911 to report 3-hour stand-off with his cat | Fox News

 

[SkinNFluff]

Cat holds family at bay while they call 911 to regain control of the house.


Conn. homeowner calls 911 to report 3-hour stand-off with his cat | Fox News

Again?

AR http://www.fox16.com/news/story/Crazy-cat-holds-family-hostage/d/story/xbth60MfJE6RqUfeeWZ68Q

OR 911 Call Reveals Family Held Hostage by Fat Cat Video - ABC News

CA http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/video/911-call-reveals-family-held-hostage-fat-cat-22858540

FL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdL_kW3QGzY

 

[ArcadiaGP]

Vox says saying "you guys" is sexist, you guys. Well, except when they say it.

Don't Say 'You Guys' Anymore, You Guys | The Daily Caller

 

[JollyMon]

Vox says saying "you guys" is sexist, you guys. Well, except when they say it.

Don't Say 'You Guys' Anymore, You Guys | The Daily Caller

 

[jamil]

Vox says saying "you guys" is sexist, you guys. Well, except when they say it.

Don't Say 'You Guys' Anymore, You Guys | The Daily Caller

Back in the day I thought this ***** was an evil sexist.


[video=youtube;4BxXVz2jNxw]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BxXVz2jNxw[/video]

 

[eldirector]

Vox says saying "you guys" is sexist, you guys. Well, except when they say it.

Don't Say 'You Guys' Anymore, You Guys | The Daily Caller

I started saying "guys and gals", but evidently, that is sexist as well. At least my local femi-nazi says so.

As long as I can still say "ya'll", I'm good.

 

[jamil]

I started saying "guys and gals", but evidently, that is sexist as well. At least my local femi-nazi says so.

As long as I can still say "ya'll", I'm good.

I'll bet it pisses Pepsi off that every softdrink is a Coke in some parts.

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

I knew a guy at uni that said "y'all", of which we made some sport. The way he told it, he'd grown up in Commiefornia saying "you guys", then moved to the South, where they beat him up figuratively and a few times literally as teh ghey. He'd found life more pleasant after adopting the local vernacular.

I also have some sympathy for the people with the cat. I was in the process of moving, and somehow startled my cat. Ordinarily sweet, cuddly and conversant, she became a viscious wild cat of the jungle. I was unable to approach her for three days, and any time I came near, she would make a fair vocal impression of a mountain lion and attempt to remove some of my appendages.

 

[ArcadiaGP]

Reddit Removes Post About Woman-on-Man Sexual Assault

 

[ArcadiaGP]

Wow. She seriously pretended to be black for years. Her parents outed her.

'Black' NAACP leader outed as white woman

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ack-years.html?ito=social-twitter_dailymailus

 

[jamil]

Wow.

'Black' NAACP leader outed as white woman

Rachel Dolezal the NAACP leader outed as WHITE by her parents | Daily Mail Online

Well, if one can be a "Native American" just because she feels like it, why not black?

 

[eldirector]

Well, if one can be a "Native American" just because she feels like it, why not black?

Pretty sure this has been a skit/gag on pretty much every comedy-type show in the past several decades. The Simpsons, SNL, South Park, etc...

I suppose we shall see just how tolerant the NAACP really is.

 

[pudly]

Well, if one can be a "Native American" just because she feels like it, why not black?

Heck. In the same circles, you can even change gender just by feeling like it.

Wow. She seriously pretended to be black for years.

So, in current PC-vocabulary, she is transracial.

Her parents outed her.

Haters.

 

[JollyMon]

Navin Johnson was right "Dont Trust Whitey"

 

[HoughMade]

Wow. She seriously pretended to be black for years. Her parents outed her.

'Black' NAACP leader outed as white woman

Rachel Dolezal the NAACP leader outed as WHITE by her parents | Daily Mail Online

She identifies as black, she's black and we all have to treat her as black. Any questioning of this is strictly forbidden.

This is what I've learned this month.

 

[ArcadiaGP]

Of course the NAACP backs her.

NAACP chapter president 'disguised' herself as black for years: report | TheHill

The world needs less tolerance for this crap. Sometimes a liar is just a liar... Not a special, oppressed snowflake.

 

[eldirector]

Wait... So one can legally self-identify with any ethnic group on government documents?

Sweet. I'm checking ALL the boxes.

 

[ArcadiaGP]

PETA is thanking the creators of Jurassic World for not using real dinosaurs.

https://twitter.com/peta/status/609488606856544256

 

[BigBoxaJunk]

PETA is thanking the creators of Jurassic World for not using real dinosaurs.

https://twitter.com/peta/status/609488606856544256

In their defense, they only used that movie to illustrate that CGI allows realistic depictions of animals, without using real animals (extinct or not).

I'm not a PETA guy, but it seems like a valid point. If you want a dinosaur in your movie, CGI might be the ONLY way to do it, but if you want a cow, you could use CGI, or you could just get yourself a cow.

 

[jamil]

In their defense, they only used that movie to illustrate that CGI allows realistic depictions of animals, without using real animals (extinct or not).

I'm not a PETA guy, but it seems like a valid point. If you want a dinosaur in your movie, CGI might be the ONLY way to do it, but if you want a cow, you could use CGI, or you could just get yourself a cow.

If it were more practical to use real dinosaurs, they'd probably rather done that. But CGI is very expensive. Even CGI cows. PETA is full of bovine ****. And not the CGI stinkless bovine ****.