7 reasons there will be NO zombie apocalypse

[nawainwright]

7 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Outbreak Would Fail (Quickly) | Cracked.com

Figured this is of general interest

 

[indyjoe]

This is all liberal propaganda to keep us from being prepared.

I need to go order more p-mags and ammo....

 

[wtfd661]

Do you know why we, as humans, are at the top of the current food chain? Not because we're hard to kill (well, with the exception of Steven Seagal).

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[rambone]

5 Popular Zombie Survival Tactics (That Will Get You Killed) | Cracked.com

5 Reasons You Secretly Want a Zombie Apocalypse | Cracked.com

How 7 Iconic Movie Characters Would Do In a Zombie Attack | Cracked.com

 

[nawainwright]

5 Popular Zombie Survival Tactics (That Will Get You Killed) | Cracked.com

5 Reasons You Secretly Want a Zombie Apocalypse | Cracked.com

I read those after, but I figured everyone could catch them without my help

My favorite in "5 Survival tactics" was the picture of the squirrel screaming "RAAAPE!"

 

[hoosierjohn]

Interesting....but I'm not buying it.

 

[christman]

As if!!!! Who makes this guy a zombie expert? Is he keeping one in his basement? Or maybe he is a zombie advocate!

 

[tyrajam]

nawainwright, you do realize you just completely shattered the world for about 40% of the people on this site, don't you?

 

[pudly]

nawainwright, you do realize you just completely shattered the world for about 40% of the people on this site, don't you?

Not at all. You did realize that reason #7 is the reason that those 40% stock up on guns, don't you?

 

[drgnrobo]

Its a trick, government trying to catch us when we are letting our zombie defenses down

 

[nawainwright]

nawainwright, you do realize you just completely shattered the world for about 40% of the people on this site, don't you?

I do what I can [laughing maniacally]

I can do it some more if it helps:
Beech Grove is not a FEMA camp.
When the apocalypse does happen the only food will be ramen.
Your cat/dog/kid is not as cute as you think they are.
and finally - Yes, you can have too much bacon!

How's that for balls? I may get electronically flogged off the site

 

[IndianaResident]

Okay.

We understand a zombie apocalypse is as likely as all supermodels suddenly finding Indiana owned firearms the height of sexuality.....but we can dream.

Must you ruin this for us?

 

[Suprtek]

You're just a big party-pooper, that's what you are.

 

[nawainwright]

Oh, I'm pulling for the zombies.....I'm as ready as you can be with my patented "zombie proof chain mail" but if you're not gonna crush people's hopes on the internet, what else do you do for fun

 

[rooster007]

PREPARE FOR ZOMBIES
AND EVERYTING ELSE IS A PIECE OF CAKE

 

[indyjoe]

Preparing for Zombies takes brains.

 

[rooster007]

Da&^ I'm out of ammo then