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By Mallory Simon, CNN
October 29, 2009 10:58 p.m. EDT
Matthew Allan McNelly, left, and Joey Lee Miller, 20, still had the permanent marker on their faces when they were booked.
(CNN) -- Police say guilt was written all over their...
Jacksonville Beach shoplifter stuffs ferret down his pants | Jacksonville.com
Seemed like a good idea at the time. :D
The ferret was not injured but was emotionally scarred. :):
Man Charged After Making Coffee Naked
SPRINGFIELD, Va. - A Springfield, Virginia man is facing an indecent exposure charge after a passerby spotted the man naked in his kitchen and reported it to police. Eric Williamson, 29, is a commercial diver who grew up in Hawaii and rents home with...
Univ. of Florida Gymnast Arrested After Gun Cache Found in Apartment -- Back Porch FanHouse
11 legal gun owners have their stolen weapons recovered by a policeman who decides a guy packing a shotgun around an apartment complex just might be worth taking an extra look at.
This one fortunately stopped by a good Samaritan.
Anybody know what (if anything) will happen to Indiana Senate Bill 12?
Senate Bill 0012
Details in the all BSU campus email below:
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From: Public Safety Notice <bsusafety@bsu.edu>
Subject: Public Safety Notice...
Felony charge for teen who tossed Mexican "missile" at car as prank
OCTOBER 14--A South Carolina teenager is facing a felony charge for throwing a "deadly missile" at a moving vehicle. The armament in question was a burrito. According to the below Hernando County Sheriff's Office report...
Newsmax.com
Tuesday, October 13, 2009 5:55 PM
PORTLAND, Ore. -- A 27-year-old man who attacked his ex-girlfriend and killed her pet fish has been sentenced to two years probation and a psychological evaluation.
Court documents say Donald Earl Fite III wanted to reunite with the woman in...
Yikes!!!
Just when you think that the child who was beaten to death in Chicago could not be surpassed, this insanity occurs.
Teen doused with flammable liquid, set alight
Florida police hold three juveniles in attack that burns 3/4 of boy's body
Teen doused with flammable liquid, set...
Man kills self during 'Zombieland” in Muncie
Associated Press
Posted: October 13, 2009
MUNCIE, Ind.
Police say a 21-year-old military veteran fatally shot himself inside a Central Indiana movie theater shortly after he argued with employees over being asked to produce ID to see an R-rated...
I live in Bourbon, (small town located between Warsaw and Plymouth) normally a pretty quiet area but in the last couple weeks I have heard reports of 3 home invasions. Also there was one stolen vehicle, which belonged to a lady I work with. She said she got up and looked out the window only to...
It was reported in the newspaper that New Castle, Indiana has one of the highest burglary rates in the state. Is it going to take a burglar getting killed so they will think twice before they decide to brake into someones home?
This is a pretty interesting story. Small town with a woman principal has allegedly bought alcohol for minors and engaged in "sex acts" with a 15-year old boy. To top it all off the high school in question is a catholic school.
Former principal arrested on rape charges - 14 News, The...
Two thugs who attacked what they thought were a pair of transvestites picked on the wrong men - when their intended victims turned out to be cage fighters on a night out in fancy dress.
Dean Gardener, 19, and Jason Fender, 22, singled out the two men walking along a street in wigs, short skirts...
Driving home from work, a couple of "gang-bangers" were fighting on the sidewalk, walking with their back to traffic. One got pushed out into traffic, right in front of her. She managed to stop, at which point he pulled a gun from his waistband, and yelled for her to "watch her back".
She drove...
EPD: Man poses as employee, robs McDonald's - 14 News, The Tri-State's News and Weather Leader-
Hmm. Sounds like a former employee to me. "Would you like fries with that?"