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  • Alamo

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    4 April 75 was first flight of Operation Baby Lift.

    A C-5A took off out of Tan Son Nhut airbase with 328 people on board. A few minutes after takeoff, the locks on the rear cargo door failed, and there was an explosive decompression. Most of the flight control linkages were damaged, leaving only an aileron and the engines to control the plane.

    The pilots got it turned around and headed back to the runway, but had to touchdown in a rice paddy two miles short. The plane skidded for considerable distance, hit a dike, and broke up.

    Air Force Nurse Corps 1st Lt Regina Aune was thrown around during the decompression and survived the crash. She carried approximately 80 surviving babies to rescue helicopters from the base. She then asked another officer to take over and passed out. She was later found to have a broken foot, a broken leg, and a broken back. She was the first woman to receive the Air Force’s Cheney Award ”…for an act of valor, extreme fortitude or self-sacrifice in a humanitarian interest, performed in connection with aircraft, but not necessarily of a military nature.”
    She eventually retired as a full colonel, after having commanded several Air Force medical units.

    She died 9 days ago on 27 Mar 24.

    Air Force Nurse Corps Captain Mary Therese Klinker of Lafayette, Indiana was killed in the crash. She was the last US service woman to die in the Vietnam war.


    Out of the 328 people onboard, 176 survived. Both pilots were awarded the Air Force Cross.

     

    actaeon277

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    4 April 75 was first flight of Operation Baby Lift.

    A C-5A took off out of Tan Son Nhut airbase with 328 people on board. A few minutes after takeoff, the locks on the rear cargo door failed, and there was an explosive decompression. Most of the flight control linkages were damaged, leaving only an aileron and the engines to control the plane.

    The pilots got it turned around and headed back to the runway, but had to touchdown in a rice paddy two miles short. The plane skidded for considerable distance, hit a dike, and broke up.

    Air Force Nurse Corps 1st Lt Regina Aune was thrown around during the decompression and survived the crash. She carried approximately 80 surviving babies to rescue helicopters from the base. She then asked another officer to take over and passed out. She was later found to have a broken foot, a broken leg, and a broken back. She was the first woman to receive the Air Force’s Cheney Award ”…for an act of valor, extreme fortitude or self-sacrifice in a humanitarian interest, performed in connection with aircraft, but not necessarily of a military nature.”
    She eventually retired as a full colonel, after having commanded several Air Force medical units.

    She died 9 days ago on 27 Mar 24.

    Air Force Nurse Corps Captain Mary Therese Klinker of Lafayette, Indiana was killed in the crash. She was the last US service woman to die in the Vietnam war.


    Out of the 328 people onboard, 176 survived. Both pilots were awarded the Air Force Cross.

    :patriot:
     

    KellyinAvon

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    As you can tell, the Military has it's own language. I joke about being able to speak Navy, that's from 3 years at Keflavik, Iceland which was a Naval Air Station. It has come in handy over the years. I've also learned from @actaeon277 that I speak Surface Navy, not bubble head.

    A couple HS reunions ago I was talking with a bud who's retired Army. We were talking about Korea and a guy sitting with us says, "I have no idea what you are saying."

    I can't remember when I put this together but it was about my time in Qatar. My post in a more serious thread (Israel/Hamas thread) reminded me this was hiding somewhere.

    Back in 2005 I was at CENTAF FWD at the Deid. I was working AFFOR/A1M out of the CAOC Compound. I was the CENTAF FWD/A1M POC for the OIF PID; my partner Rob worked the OEF PID. Our boss was dual-hatted as A1M and Deputy A1 FWD. That got a little confusing since all three of us in A1M were Blue; the A1 FWD was Purple since he was CENTCOM, not CENTAF.

    One day I got a SIPRNET e-mail from the PERSCO OIC at BIAP. They had a 2A-type out of the 18th Wing show up and they had no idea where he was supposed to go. I did some research since we had a lot of ILO (later known as JET) taskings showing up with some sketchy info loaded in the DRMD. Don't even get me started on the 1C5 who was in North Carolina on the DRMD but showed up at the 332 AEW; or the HOA PJs who were 6 months past their return date and the ANG/CRO who nearly caused an international incident.

    He wasn’t going to any of the Dets under the 732d out of BaIad. I figured the guy would be going to the MNF-I ACCE Team or maybe MNSTC-I. Come to find out, he was going to NTMI working directly for the J4. We didn’t even know NATO was in this AOR!!
     

    Hawkeye

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    As you can tell, the Military has it's own language. I joke about being able to speak Navy, that's from 3 years at Keflavik, Iceland which was a Naval Air Station. It has come in handy over the years. I've also learned from @actaeon277 that I speak Surface Navy, not bubble head.
    I'd guess you actually are conversant with Aviation Naval. There is also Submarine Naval, which you noted, and Surface Naval as separate dialects. Then there is SEAL Naval which may be more related to General Special Ops/Forces than to general Naval. Marines - well, they are their own world.
     

    ZurokSlayer7X9

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    I absolutely know Calvin and Hobbes; loved it growing up. However, there is no storyline where Calvin joins the military, dies, and where his childhood bully Moe provides his effects to his mom. So I believe this is unsanctioned "fan art".
    I'm pretty sure this is fan art, as Watterson's drawing style is more stylized and gestured (more unconnected lines and looking more "kid-like") as it was intended to be filled in with water colors. Either way, this one packs quite a gut punch though.
     

    Alamo

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    This Navy post on X is getting massively ratioed…

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    I had to use a photo of it because the US Navy deleted it about the time I tried to paste the link into Ingo. The guy on the rifle is the commanding officer of the USS John S. McCain.

    Here’s the new one:
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    But it still says “practice gun shoots.“ is that like target practice?

    To be replaced shortly thereafter by a second update:
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    But it still says “practice gun shoots.“ is that like target practice?
    No, practice gun shoots is pointing the gun and yelling, "BANG!"
     

    Nazgul

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    Near the big river.
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    Transiting the Atlantic on the way to the US from the Med on the carrier I saw the USCG Cutter training ship the Eagle. I went up on the super structure to an observation platform we had access to almost every morning, usually had my coffee with me. Just to get some air and see the sunrise.

    This morning it was a nice sunrise, calm weather with moderate wind. Coming toward us was the Eagle with every sail they had on. Something rarely seen anymore is a sailing ship carrying all the sails, beautiful sight.

    Don
     
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    KellyinAvon

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    EXERCISE-EXERCISE-EXERCISE!!

    Edit: more to follow, Iceland strikes again.
    As promised...

    EXERCISE-EXERCISE-EXERCISE!! The violence is simulated, the buffoonery is real.

    During the short season of good weather in Iceland, 1997. Young USAF TSgt KellyinAvon is assigned to the 932nd Air Control Squadron. Most of my days are spent closing the last manned-remote Radar site in the USAF at Rockville (named after what was there... nothing but rocks.) During exercises (and we had a lot of them... not sure why other than getting the Group Commander promoted to to 1-star) I was a Base Response After Attack Team leader (yes, pronounced brat.)

    Well instead of the regular Exercise Viking Thunder (called Viking Blunder by those of us stationed there) we had a NATO exercise called Northern Viking. During this exercise there were Norwegian Jaegers (translates to REALLY BAD DUDES) there to be the Opposing Force (OPPFOR.)

    Well, right before the exercise, Norway arrested a boat-load (literally) of Icelandic fisherman. Icelandic .gov gets mad and says the Jaegers couldn't stay on the base. So they ended up staying out at the Rockville site (7 miles away.)

    During the exercise one of the inputs was a troop from the Communications Flight has a broken leg. We get the Navy medics to haul her to the hospital. We'll get her back in a few hours, she works sitting down anyway, no biggie.

    A while later the Comm Flight superintendent asks around if anyone has gotten an update on the troop with the broken leg. Somebody makes a call, comes back with "she's dead."

    The reaction was pretty much, "WHAT?? She had a broken leg??!!"

    The Norwegian Jaegers went in the hospital, killed (for exercise purposes) all the doctors and a bunch of patients including our Comm troop.

    The Comm Superintendent has a real "I'm so done with this" look on his face and says, "I guess the Geneva Conventions are out the window."
     
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