Random Sayings, Funny Phrases, and other Audible Oddities

[Bugzilla]

Busier than a one armed paper hanger. Now that’s about as funny as a fart in an oxygen tank.

 

[Doug]

Busier than a one armed paper hanger. Now that’s about as funny as a fart in an oxygen tank space suit.

FIFY

 

[dwain]

"Nuts, Nuts, Nuts" cried the Queen, "If I had two, I would be King"

 

[Tryin']

"Use your head for something besides a punching bag" -dad

 

[Magyars]

I didn't say it was your fault, I'm just blaming you!

 

[spencer rifle]

"Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand." - H. Simpson

 

[Kernelkrink]

Have no idea what the original speaker was thinking or if it was corrupted over the years, but my Mom's favorite saying was:

You'd fart over a toe string.


My favorite:

Well F your ass and call me sh----y.

 

[Lloyd S.]

Not sure this is INGO worthy but we will give it a whirl...

We were out and about today and chatted with a 'well seasoned' lady at one of the shops. The conversation wound around to topics that were very 'regional' and made me chuckle. For those who have traveled or remember favorite sayings from 'well seasoned' friends and family...what are some of those that aren't really used anymore or aren't heard around here?

From Today: I was fussing about getting home because of the sky was getting dark. The hubs pulled up the radar and there was a tiny red blob at least an hour away. My reply was "that's all hat, no cattle" and he burst out laughing. Please tell me someone else has heard that before.

I always heard it "no horse".

 

[Jackson3993]

My uncle Sam's favorite line when it was hot and muggy outside: It's hotter than boiled owl s**t out here. Lol. Tighter than a gnats a** stretched over a saw log
Tighter than a rams a** at fly time
Colder than a witches t*t in a brass bra

 

[jwamplerusa]

Colder than a well diggers a** in the Klondike.

 

[Doug]

Colder than a well diggers ankles in Siberia.

 

[JCSR]

My Dad said to me more than a few times... "Damn Boy, were you raised by wolves"

 

[snapping turtle]

“ dog days of summer”

does not mean your dog panting and laying in front of the fan.
Siruis the Dog Star becomes visible in the southern sky this dog days

 

[darkeagle10x]

Colder than a witches tit in a brass bra.
Hotter than two rats f...... in a wool sock.
Sure beats a sharp stick in your eye.
There's more "fill in the blank" than you can swing a dead cat at.

And unless I missed it - no one posted the classic "You'll shoot your eye out kid."

 

[hoosierdaddy1976]

**** me runnin'

 

[mwk1975]

He/she's so ugly, make a train take a dirt road.
That's so nasty, gag a maggot on the gut wagon.
Tighter than a frog's a**.
Make a bishop kick out a stained glass window.

 

[darkeagle10x]

Sweatin' like a whore in church.
The boss was riding me like Seattle Slew.

 

[dvd1955]

Ef u and the horse you rode in on

 

[eric001]

Sweating like a pig at a pig roast.

 

[OkieGirl]

"Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand." - H. Simpson

I frequently use "I can explain it to you, but I cannot understand it for you"