I wanted ice cream. I went to the store. I was confronted by a plethora of choices, but one stood out:
Velvet's Homemade Vanilla
Ooh! I I like homemade vanilla ice cream.
Then I check the ingredients... well, at least there's actual vanilla extract... but ... guar gum? Turmeric? Buttermilk powder?
no! no! no!
No homemade ice cream ever had these things!
Besides, the fact that is was made in a factory negates any possibility of being homemade by definition!
What is wrong with America?!
Velvet's Homemade Vanilla
Ooh! I I like homemade vanilla ice cream.
Then I check the ingredients... well, at least there's actual vanilla extract... but ... guar gum? Turmeric? Buttermilk powder?
no! no! no!
No homemade ice cream ever had these things!
Besides, the fact that is was made in a factory negates any possibility of being homemade by definition!
What is wrong with America?!