We have some pretty creative folks here on INGO. Sometimes prose just isn't adequate to get the message across. Take these two examples:
Do we have any other gems in hiding out there?
jsharmon7 said:You cannot transport it out to Pop's,
You'll be arrested by the cops.
You cannot transport it in a box,
Nor can you do it using locks.
You cannot transport it all in pieces,
Asking of this question never ceases.
You cannot carry it 'round the bend,
Nevermind what says your friend.
You cannot carry it when unloaded,
Your freedom will be eroded.
You cannot transport it in your trunk,
If you're caught you will be sunk.
If this desire you cannot sate,
The thing to do is simply wait!
Eddie said:I'll buy a gun,
just for fun,
a little .22
Got me thinkin',
while I'm plinkin'
need a handgun too.
Now I'm stumped,
want to hunt,
these little guns won't do.
Bought a shotgun,
goin' huntin',
there's wildlife to pursue.
Underpowered, just a trifle,
need a better plinkin' rifle,
than this little .22
Bought an AR,
It shoots real far,
I think that oughta do.
Buy hey now wait,
there's .308,
and different uppers too.
Now don't this chafe?
I've filled my safe,
but I still need a .302
Do we have any other gems in hiding out there?