I was told today that the lifetime ltch as we know it was going away

[jimmythang]

To be replaced by this:

The good news is it can also double as your CVS card.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

No...no...no...like credit cards, we're going to embedded chips. (Also interlocks with your firearms....you know, for the children).

 

[pudly]

Well, at least that is one of the more creative versions.

 

[SmileDocHill]

I'm adamantly opposed to it but by golly if they are going to do it I'll not complain. I also hope they will at least have the common courtesy to connect it to our drivers license so we can renew them both at the same time. I mean I'm all for liberty but if we loose this little battle at least make it convenient.









If you know me, you know purple is not required to know if I'm serious.

 

[printcraft]

My lifetime license has an expiration date.................. Should I be worried or just assume it's a typo?

 

[CathyInBlue]

Big Brother knows when you'll die. That's the expiration date on your lifetime LTCH.

Oh, and if, for whatever reason, you decide to continue living beyond that date, they'll just send one of these guys after you:

 

[shibumiseeker]

My lifetime license has an expiration date.................. Should I be worried or just assume it's a typo?

I sorta regret turning down the extended warranty for the lifetime warranty tool set I bought.

 

[SmileDocHill]

I sorta regret turning down the extended warranty for the lifetime warranty tool set I bought.

LOL, your kids will suffer for that decision.

 

[shibumiseeker]

LOL, your kids will suffer for that decision.

Hmmm. Maybe it's why I don't have any kids...

I swear though, I just looked at the cashier when she asked me, then I said "These have a lifetime warranty. What are you trying to tell me." She just looked confused.

 

[littletommy]

I sorta regret turning down the extended warranty for the lifetime warranty tool set I bought.

That sounds like a Steven Wright comedy bit.

 

[printcraft]

That sounds like a Steven Wright comedy bit.

That guy was a genius.

 

[shibumiseeker]

That sounds like a Steven Wright comedy bit.

Sadly, it actually happened. It took me a few seconds before my brain was able to compute that it was a serious question.

 

[Tyler-The-Piker]

I've seen numerous comedians over the years.
easily in my top 3 would be Jim Gaffigan and George Carlin.
but, by far, the funniest comedian I've ever seen in my life was Steven Wright.
I almost puked all over my padded Murat theatre seat due to extreme, non-stop laughter...

 

[PRasko]

So if you were to bump every thread where they say the LTCH is going away, would it fill a multiple pages?....

 

[femurphy77]

So if you were to bump every thread where they say the LTCH is going away, would it fill a multiple pages?....

Servers around the world would crash! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT'S SACRED; DON'T DO IT!!!!!!!

 

[Scout]

Big Brother knows when you'll die. That's the expiration date on your lifetime LTCH.

I told my dad that my license expires when I do.

 

[The Bubba Effect]

So if you were to bump every thread where they say the LTCH is going away, would it fill a multiple pages?....

That is a pretty awesome idea! Register for every gun forum on the net and bookmark every thread where this topic is discussed, then at a determined time, bump every one.

 

[Kutnupe14]

Big Brother knows when you'll die. That's the expiration date on your lifetime LTCH.

Oh, and if, for whatever reason, you decide to continue living beyond that date, they'll just send one of these guys after you:

I wonder how many have even heard of Logan's Run

 

[shibumiseeker]

I wonder how many have even heard of Logan's Run

Saw it in the theater when it came out.

 

[printcraft]

I wonder how many have even heard of Logan's Run

If not, they need to look it up and give it a watch. If only TV worked like it did there......