Would you lick it?

[Mr Evilwrench]

I draw the line at coke whores. Then I cross it. Can I say that here?

I appreciate knowing that about you. Don't lick my pliers, man.

 

[You'll shoot your eye out]

I brought this photo from the other thread. If it doesn't take the wind from our sails, nothing will!

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

I brought this photo from the other thread. If it doesn't take the wind from our sails, nothing will!

You BASTARD! View attachment 32918

 

[halfmileharry]

I brought this photo from the other thread. If it doesn't take the wind from our sails, nothing will!

I'm deleting my other post. I didn't sign up for this.

 

[T.Lex]

Heya.... not to take this in a weird direction, but... uh... what if a dude offered you a lick of ice cream? You really THAT much into ice cream?

 

[cbhausen]

I think it's time for this again...

 

[orangeITguy]

Ok, since I just read the cashier licking her finger thread and really not believing what I'm reading. I wanted to start a poll on something that happened to me many years ago. I was in my early twenties and had just stopped at a little place just outside of GreenBay Wisconsin. I parked the bike, and decided to get me a bite to eat at this outdoor vending place. Grabbed a sandwich and a drink, sat down on a bench and was enjoying my meal. When this cute brunette wearing this Harley shirt and daisy dukes comes over and starts talking to me about bikes. We chatted for awhile and we started walking toward my bike so she can take a better look at it. She stopped at the vending place and bought herself an ice cream cone. We stopped and talked for awhile longer and then she hands me the cone and says she'll share it. Ok, this where the poll part kicks in. At this point I pretty much knew where the night was going to end. I grabbed her cone and we shared it. In the morning we shared a Denny's Grand Slam breakfast and she was gone. So, who would've shared this very beautiful lady's cone, or who would've said no thanks, and ran for the nearest hospital for a rabies shot?

I say lick away, cause it sounds like more then the cone was goign to end up getting licked

 

[halfmileharry]

I think it's time for this again...

Thanks, I needed that

 

[You'll shoot your eye out]

Never played with popsicles? It can be fascinating for both parties.

Popsicles? Um.... no. But there was a few episodes with jolly ranchers way back in my youth!

 

[You'll shoot your eye out]

A guy could eat this in a TUB full of ice cream! Go looking for a maraschino cherry, mmmmmmm!


(we're not in trouble yet?)

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Popsicles? Um.... no. But there was a few episodes with jolly ranchers way back in my youth!

Two words my friend, , Pop Rocks!!

 

[BigBoxaJunk]

Two words my friend, , Pop Rocks!!

Yeah, along with some other words implied?

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

Pop Rocks are good as well...

Marklar, that girl is hideous. Glorious hair, but OMFG. The eye bleach is much appreciated.

And no, I wouldn't share ice cream with some random dude; I would be quite sure he didn't have anything else I'd be interested in sharing. Door don't swing that way.

 

[No2rdame]

Uh huh.... I'm betting the cone was the least germie thing you licked that evening.....


I'd have licked it too.... Then run to the VA and get a full screen blood test run and camped out by the mail box for the results.

Well, by the time the VA got you tested and the results back to you it would probably be too late. However, sometimes for the right woman you just have to take that risk.

 

[You'll shoot your eye out]

Two words my friend, , Pop Rocks!!

Genius, but pop rocks weren't invented until long after I was married. Yes I am that old.

As all of you long-term married men know, adventure and marriage is a recipe for disaster. At least at my house it is!

 

[T.Lex]

You said Green Bay, but was she from Canada? Maybe a Beaver Scout?

 

[findingZzero]

You BASTARD! View attachment 32918

SD, You win the internet for today! I bet she's got a great body though.

I'm closing this thread. Can I do that?

 

[db1959]

I'd lick it but not after you. I'd have to go first.

 

[You'll shoot your eye out]

I need everybody to help me with an experiment! Take a notebook or a tray, anything thin and flat, and prop it up in front of your monitor. Set it up at 90 degrees to the screen so that it divides the monitor in half. Now lean forward touching your nose to the divider so that the right eye sees one photo and the left one sees the other. Everybody ready? Close the left eye and see the beauty....... NOW SWITCH! Close the right eye and open the left one! See the beast? Alternate as fast as you can..... Left, Right, Left, Right, Left, Right........................ Do this for 3 minutes, Left, Right, Left, Right, then jump up and try to make it to the couch. Post back with the results, what has happened to your brain?

I am on the verge of a discovery, I just don't know what it is yet!


Edit- Ok so posting altered the format and ruined my experiment. Use the scroll wheel, Up, Down, Up, Down..... It gets the same effect. Ouch, I think i hurt my consciousness!

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

I don't think I'm gonna do that. You just report back to us if you come to any conclusions.