why isn't there a sexy babe picture thread

[Rookie]

Got any ice cream? I'll take an ice cream SAMMICH! Use the chocolate chip cookies and make sure they're still soft. Please?

 

[Benny]

Except for the OP getting a vacation this thread is epic.

What did he say to get the vacation? I didn't bother reading through all 5 pages(~175 posts).

 

[kickbacked]

wow a lot of female ingoers came out of nowhere for this thread.
who let them out of the kitchen?

 

[kickbacked]

What did he say to get the vacation? I didn't bother reading through all 5 pages(~175 posts).

he called a mod grouchy

 

[jsharmon7]

Ok, I tried to post a picture, but I messed it up.

 

[Rookie]

I think there's a swear word in there somewhere.

 

[Benny]

he called a mod grouchy

He shouldn't have been so harsh.

I usually just say, "hey, lay off poopy pants!" and they leave me alone.

 

[sadclownwp]

Have I not posted enough threads with sexy ladies shooting guns? I guess it has been awhile. i'll get right on that. For now these from previous threads will have to do.

 

[rbrthenderson]

 

[Benny]

 

[Rayne]

Have I not posted enough threads with sexy ladies shooting guns? I guess it has been awhile. i'll get right on that. For now these from previous threads will have to do.

PLEASE FEED these girls.

 

[sadclownwp]

PLEASE FEED these girls.

I have, the top one loves chineese buffets, the 2nd one has drank a 128oz milkshake in a single sitting. and the last one, oh god the last one, her and I once did a 4 pound burger challenge at Hot Rods. Its a 4 pound cheeseburger with fries and drink and you have to finish it all in 30 minutes. She finished before me with 15 minutes to spare. feeding them is not the problem, it's keeping the weight on them.

PS. I am a lucky man.

 

[mmills50]

I have, the top one loves chineese buffets, the 2nd one has drank a 128oz milkshake in a single sitting. and the last one, oh god the last one, her and I once did a 4 pound burger challenge at Hot Rods. Its a 4 pound cheeseburger with fries and drink and you have to finish it all in 30 minutes. She finished before me with 15 minutes to spare. feeding them is not the problem, it's keeping the weight on them.

PS. I am a lucky man.

Oh those are your daughters? In that case may I please have your blessings? Lol jk

 

[Benny]

PLEASE FEED these girls.

Not everyone likes...This...

[noparse]http://s1.static.gotsmile.net/images/2011/05/31/very-fat-woman-eating_130682670469.jpg[/noparse]

They all look plenty healthy, but the first one is on the skinny side.

Oh those are your daughters? In that case may I please have your blessings? Lol jk

For Christ's sake I really hope the girl in the last three pictures isn't his daughter...She's very attractive, but if he made his daughter pose for him like that.

 

[sadclownwp]

not my daughters at all, you guys are sick.

 

[mmills50]

not my daughters at all, you guys are sick.

... you have no idea

 

[Benny]

not my daughters at all, you guys are sick.

Uh yeah, that was your daughter in the last 3 pictures I would have called the authorities.

 

[sadclownwp]

Those last 3 were my attempts at winning last years ingo contest where the M&P compact was the prize. I have no idea how I didn't win at least one of the prizes.

 

[DarkRose]

If Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson toned up some.... he could prolly pass as me




.....insert purple where needed

Kevin Smith can be me!

 

[Bill of Rights]

Not a hater, but obviously a poker. You want, it got turned down nicely, you still want, so you set up an argument with a Capt. Obvious like trap and now comes the poking and prodding with the same hopes my kids have when they do the same.

Eventually the mods will say, "It is no because I said so!" and you or others will have drawn the populist foul to decry against.

If no one in this dance goes outside the lines then all is merely a waste of time, but if the like gets crossed then you are out like a fat sumo wrestler face planting out of control.

And the mods get to spend their night wondering why it was all necessary, why they do this, and why they could not be geeking out on guns instead of enforcing rules because people want what they want and poke for the entertainment value of the dance more than the likelihood that they will ever win the actual argument.

So, let's just cut to the chase:

Spasmo, we doing porn now? (Think I hear her yelling "nope!")
Spasmo, we trusting people to keep it clean this time? (Oooh, that sounded about the same)

Jeremy, do you really think you are going to argue the mods off of this point?

Oh, now I am waiting for an actual answer.

Techres

P.S. Just so that we are all clear, I am not trying to slam anyone here, but I figure there will be less casualties if we just fast forward the movie and get to the ending. I have seen this car chase before.

Seen the car chase? You participated in it, IIRC, but your username was black then.