Ragenarok007
Marksman
I noticed we seem to have a significant number of expatriated Texans on this forum. (Yes, I do recognize that Texas was its own republic and entered into the union with the option to legally cede so I believe the term "expatriated" is warranted.) Well, since Texans are notoriously outspoken and I happen to be on an extended stay in Texas, I thought I would stimulate a friendly banter of why I prefer Indiana. Now I realize that you Texans are a proud bunch so remember not to take my comments too seriously as its all in good fun. I promise not to use too big of words. Here we go.
1. Indiana has seasons... ya know, besides just summer and winter.
2. It rains in Indiana.
3. Indiana tornadoes might take down a few houses here and there, but they usually don't take entire towns.
4. Maybe you can't purchase alcohol on a Sunday in Indiana, but at least you can buy it at midnight through the week at the Walmart.
5. Two words- Lifetime Permit
6. Two more words- Open Carry
7. I'm so glad I don't have to have vehicle inspections and about a hundred other little inconvenient things like that.
8. Glorious absence of wild hogs in Indiana.
9. Manning vs. Romo... nuff said.
10. Indiana has more grocery options than just Walmart and HEB.
Now let the fiery stream of responses begin. Hoosiers and Texans sound off, but remember this is all in jest.
1. Indiana has seasons... ya know, besides just summer and winter.
2. It rains in Indiana.
3. Indiana tornadoes might take down a few houses here and there, but they usually don't take entire towns.
4. Maybe you can't purchase alcohol on a Sunday in Indiana, but at least you can buy it at midnight through the week at the Walmart.
5. Two words- Lifetime Permit
6. Two more words- Open Carry
7. I'm so glad I don't have to have vehicle inspections and about a hundred other little inconvenient things like that.
8. Glorious absence of wild hogs in Indiana.
9. Manning vs. Romo... nuff said.
10. Indiana has more grocery options than just Walmart and HEB.
Now let the fiery stream of responses begin. Hoosiers and Texans sound off, but remember this is all in jest.