What do you duct-tapers do at restaurants?

[mmills50]

Okay. So you duct tape your carry firearm to your forehead and you'll never carry like a sane person because you: 1) Know that no 5 year old girl can reach up that high 2) like the searing hot feeling of ripping duct tape from your scalp and eyebrows 3) Hope said searing pain willsharpen your sences when it comes time to pull the trigger 4) etc, etc, etc ad nauseam.

So what do you do when you go into a restaurant or other public place? Do you wear a hat? How about a bandana? Do you stay "out and proud"? Visit the restroom multiple times to make sure your tape isn't peeling? What do you do?

Disclaimer: this is a joke! If you get (*) by the above posting I have both and ice pack for your forehead and a fresh tube of prep H

 

[Hammerhead]

I don't duct tape it to my forehead, I duct tape it to my hands. That way it's always ready to go, and can't be ripped out of my holster by a 5 year old girl.

I was smart enough to tape it to my weak hand, so I don't interfere with everything I do with my strong hand.

 

[Que]

Moved to the correct forum . . .

 

[mmills50]

Ah good old mitten carry. How silly of me to forget that

 

[mmills50]

Aww QUE ...never let us have any fun, must not have any since of Humor. (again ...joke...don't hurt me :-p)

 

[jbombelli]

How do I duct tape my AK-47 to my forehead?

 

[mmills50]

How do I duct tape my AK-47 to my forehead?

...whole lotta American duct tape. Or for easy removal, I have a roll made by in the EU. That stuff suuuuucccckkkksss

 

[pudly]

I can't believe you are trying to start another fight between the OCers, CCers, and duct tapers. Was this topic serious or not?

 

[Mackey]

Those who feel the need to open carry around innocents should stop. If your carry piece is too large to carry in your pocket you should put it down the front of your pants where it will hang just nicely for a short period in the sling of your tightly whities (likely there is plenty of extra room there).

 

[mmills50]

I can't believe you are trying to start another fight between the OCers, CCers, and duct tapers. Was this topic serious or not?

Believe it my friend. ;-)

 

[goinggreyfast]

I prefer the "shoulder rig" duct tape carry. After the first couple of times, the hair on my chest & armpits was finally gone and it didn't hurt as much when I took the rig off at home that evening.

 

[mmills50]

Those who feel the need to open carry around innocents should stop. If your carry piece is too large to carry in your pocket you should put it down the front of your pants where it will hang just nicely for a short period in the sling of your tightly whities (likely there is plenty of extra room there).

Hey at least we can handle a gun with a barrel longer then the bullet :-p
And don't make fun of my man whites- ish. My mom thought I looked good in them when she bought them for me

 

[mmills50]

I prefer the "shoulder rig" duct tape carry. After the first couple of times, the hair on my chest & armpits was finally gone and it didn't hurt as much when I took the rig off at home that evening.

But but but owwww

 

[goinggreyfast]

But but but owwww

I have heard it said here on INGO too many times, "It's not about comfort, it's about self preservation." Suck it up Nancy!

 

[mmills50]

I have heard it said here on INGO too many times, "It's not about comfort, it's about self preservation." Suck it up Nancy!

No thanks is rather OC, and keep my nipple hair

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

Hey, it's not a problem for all of us; I don't have much hair except on my head (and, well, my ears) but I'm not duct taping a 1911 to my ears. Chest doesn't hurt much after a couple of times. Just sayin', one size does not fit all.

 

[mmills50]

Well see... I'm part sasquatch on my fathers side ... Except the hobbet feet ... That's my moms side

 

[INyooper]

This is my OC ...no duct tape needed. <Do I really have to purplize this??? >

 

[jkfletcher]

Once I got Emilio Estevez to duct tape my gun to my buns. He got detention for it

 

[mmills50]

This is my OC ...no duct tape needed. <Do I really have to purplize this??? >

Um sir I believe duct tape is needed. I notice you.have loose wires on your rig with no shielding. Five year old fingers can rip those right out, then you'd be SOL if SHTF OMG LOL