Welcome to Portland!

[DoggyDaddy]

Odor of Death was already in the air.

Sam Stone was alone
When he popped his last balloon,
Climbing walls while sitting in a chair.
Well, he played his last request,
While the room smelled just like death,
With an overdose hovering in the air.

-- John Prine

 

[JAL]

Sam Stone was alone
When he popped his last balloon,
Climbing walls while sitting in a chair.
Well, he played his last request,
While the room smelled just like death,
With an overdose hovering in the air.

-- John Prine

Just like you cannot unsee the sight of Death . . . you cannot unsmell the smell of Death.

 

[Alamo]

I’ve neglected dumping on Portland for a while in favor of illegal alien immigration, but not to fear, Portland is still a vile mess.

 

[Leadeye]

When the property values get low enough the chinese will buy it and expel everybody. Big media will simply look the other way. In a decade or less it will become a productive chinese boom town.

 

[Alamo]

Last Portland REI closing permanently

A sporting goods staple in Portland’s Pearl District is set to close its doors for good.

www.kptv.com

“The decision to close the Portland store was announced by the company in April 2023, citing the highest number of thefts and break-ins in its 20-year history at this location.”