Want to hunt a Woolly Mammoth? They could be back in 2 years.

[lovemachine]

I hope they do a T-Rex next.

 

[bobjones223]

This will never work!

As large as these animals are the environment will never support it. I mean look at California they are already seeing the devastating effects of of large herds of cattle on the ozone layer. Once these things start to reproduce on their own with no natural predators the methane gasses produced will decimate the ozone layer raising the earths temperatures to a temp. that they cannot survive in.

This will leave us with two options.
1: A mechanical capturing device attached to these large beasts to capture these gasses as they escape and bottle it to fuel new alternative vehicles we will call then the Toyota "Woolly Phoot".
2: We will need to reintroduce a natural predator to keep the number in check....LONG LIVE THE SABER TOOTHED TIGER!!!!!

 

[KittySlayer]

....LONG LIVE THE SABER TOOTHED TIGER!!!!!

Careful what you ask for...

Based on a woman's age, this scale classifies women (who prey on younger men for their sexual appetite) as felines.

The scale is as follows:

Age 0-12: Housecat
Age 13-17: Bobcat
Age 18-21: Wildcat
Age 22-29: Lynx
Age 30-39: Puma
Age 40-49: Cougar
Age 50-59: Jaguar
Age 60-68: Panther
Age 69: *****cat
Age 70-79: Cheetah
Age 80-89: Leopard
Age 90-99: Tiger
Age 100+: SABER TOOTHED TIGER

 

[indiucky]

 

[printcraft]

Why?

Mammoth bone grips for Churchmouse's 1911.
(The originals he made are getting a bit worn)

Printcraft? Izat you?

Not nearly hairy enough.

 

[WebSnyper]

We can still run them off of cliffs, right? I like my mammoth pre-tenderized.

The science behind this is amazing. The ethics, questionable.

And the third point, just why?

Prof Church, a guest speaker at the meeting, said the mammoth project had two goals - securing an alternative future for the endangered Asian elephant and helping to combat global warming.
Woolly mammoths could help prevent tundra permafrost from melting and releasing huge amounts of greenhouse gas into the atmosphere.
“They keep the tundra from thawing by punching through snow and allowing cold air to come in,” said Prof Church. “In the summer they knock down trees and help the grass grow.”

It seems like we could do these things without needing a mammoth to do it...

 

[WebSnyper]

I hope they do a T-Rex next.

Well, you have to split that budget with the development of self aware, almost indestructible robots... because, well you know, nothing ever goes wrong with either of those projects.

Now, mini/teacup wooly mammoths that were trained to use a litter box. I could get on board with that.

 

[indiucky]

Now, mini/teacup wooly mammoths that were trained to use a litter box. I could get on board with that.

As a fan of G I Joe Action figures I say that would be awesome.....

 

[printcraft]

........

The science behind this is amazing. The ethics, questionable.

 

[Nazgul]

I'm starting my counter petition to protect Inuit from the rampaging mammoths to be!

Only Inuit Natives will be allowed to take them as part of their religion.

Recent DNA testing showed I have .001% Inuit ancestry, so I can kill them anytime...

Don

 

[AGarbers]

Hey, I got a great idea. Let's breed woolly mammoths, saber-tooth tigers, and other animals that would fit into the same eco-system on a lonely uninhabited island off Washington, and then make it into a theme park for rich folks. And then we could use selective DNA science to make super aggressive tigers so ultra rich hunters could come and high-fence hunt them. I really can't think of anything that could go wrong with this idea because I'm sure tidal waves or heavy storms will never cause the containment fences to fail while the theme park is at full capacity.

 

[DeadeyeChrista'sdad]

Hey, I got a great idea. Let's breed woolly mammoths, saber-tooth tigers, and other animals that would fit into the same eco-system on a lonely uninhabited island off Washington, and then make it into a theme park for rich folks. And then we could use selective DNA science to make super aggressive tigers so ultra rich hunters could come and high-fence hunt them. I really can't think of anything that could go wrong with this idea because I'm sure tidal waves or heavy storms will never cause the containment fences to fail while the theme park is at full capacity.

Sounds like a great big weiner! !! Has anyone seen Rhino?

 

[croy]

Why do we need cold weather elephants?
Also what does elephant taste like? I imagine something like a bear/moose taste.

I don't know about the rest of the elephant, but I had an elephant ear at the last county fair that was delicious!

 

[The Bubba Effect]

Follow the money.

Ronnie Barrett.